Some sacrifice are necessary

Have you ever doubted?

I'd trust meth addled homeless guys who don't speak the local language as long as they're not religious

Pretty much anyone would be. Bring back sortition!

Fewer kids would get raped. Coaches would still happen.

She dropped out of the race in October 2006 to care for her mother, who had jumped off a building while off her medications.

As happens

Ahem Reagan

Remember that time we elected a bisexual pro wrestling champion because we liked his hat?

America behaves the same way it has since its conception: murder and pillage without remorse because the bag and power is all that matters

Furthermore, it represents a continuation of Western imperialism, with the same barbarism of ages old, because the West/America never went through a civilizational makeover since their OG colonizing days

"It's the same thing Russia does."

Come on, man. 😐

That's a lot harder to rhyme.

edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.

No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.

Masterbation>>mass murder

If we make this popular enough Trump might get confused and start arresting the puritans

Walks away, throws a toy over the bushes

I don't know, I thought in reductionist terms penis and vulva refers to two of them personally/subjectively in singular; second language English is hard.

I think genitals is correct, referring to all the collective parts of your junk.

"No Capes!"

Honestly this dude is based.

Needs to be an internet dirtbag left medal, something like hero of the soviet Union, but only awarded for things that are all of brave catty sleazy anti-imperialist

There's a core assumption being made here