Your comment mentions NVIDIA. I'd like to invest $500000 into your comment. I only request that you immediately also invest the same exact quantity into my comment.
Here, they invest in my comment and pay for it with stocks of their comment, then I loan you money to buy their comment backed by my new position in their comment.
We all then announce this massive growth in our comments, say AI at the end and line goes up, we all make loads.
Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.
This year, we've seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we've said "AI" on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.
In Q3 alone, our CEO said "AI" over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.
Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say "AI" a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying "AI." Thanks to AI, we've finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.
Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than "AI." Also, after saying "AI" enough, "AI" stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That's really weird. You know, that's another advantage of AI presenters. They can say "AI" so many times and just keep going. It doesn't affect them.
In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying "AI" at once has a larger impact on stock price. We've created an AI chorus to chant "AI" at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.
well, all y'all's comment karma is going to the moon, and so that proves the strategy is unstoppable!!! I too will post Nvidia if you give me that sweet.
It's not for the common people. It's for companies that dream of workplaces with no people, Facebook which talks to you automatically so you can still be fed ads while your real life friends are asleep
The first three drafts of my favourite test program (a program to drive servos to point a heliostat mirror at mirrorLattitude, mirrorLongitude, mirrorAltitude in altitude and azimuth to direct the reflected ray at targetLattitude, targetLongitude, targetAltitude) wouldn't run.
It's very rare for any AI to use real modules for the language (even when I say "please use library modules that exist in CPAN") and they nearly never know how to reflect a ray
It's actually pretty funny to think about other AI scrapers ingesting this nonsense into the training data for future models, too, where the last line isn't enough to get the model to discard the earlier false text.
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MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 434 pts · 215d
If this actually worked, the rich wouldn't be trying to sell AI to the poor. They'd keep it to themselves.
yakko@feddit.uk · 150 pts · 215d
That's the best thing anyone has said all day as far as I'm concerned
ericheese@piefed.social · 120 pts · 215d
When there's a gold rush, don't find gold, sell the tools
mkwt@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 215d
Nvidia has entered the chat.
kadu@scribe.disroot.org · 74 pts · 215d
Your comment mentions NVIDIA. I'd like to invest $500000 into your comment. I only request that you immediately also invest the same exact quantity into my comment.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 215d
That's not how it works and you know it.
Here, they invest in my comment and pay for it with stocks of their comment, then I loan you money to buy their comment backed by my new position in their comment.
We all then announce this massive growth in our comments, say AI at the end and line goes up, we all make loads.
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 214d
Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.
This year, we've seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we've said "AI" on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.
In Q3 alone, our CEO said "AI" over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.
Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say "AI" a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying "AI." Thanks to AI, we've finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.
Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than "AI." Also, after saying "AI" enough, "AI" stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That's really weird. You know, that's another advantage of AI presenters. They can say "AI" so many times and just keep going. It doesn't affect them.
In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying "AI" at once has a larger impact on stock price. We've created an AI chorus to chant "AI" at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 214d
Y'all seem smart and wealthy. Spare some RAM for a poor, flatulent Texan?
degen@midwest.social · 2 pts · 213d
Ew, Texas?
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 214d
Early research results: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qbylbEek-M
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d
We shall say AI to you again if you do not appease us.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 214d
well, all y'all's comment karma is going to the moon, and so that proves the strategy is unstoppable!!! I too will post Nvidia if you give me that sweet.
Serinus@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 215d
Now that's real GDP.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 215d
You misspelled ASML
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 215d
We're reaching the point where the real money is in the materials for the tools.
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 81 pts · 215d
It’s classic MLM dynamics
invictvs@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 214d
Well, LLM spells awfully similar to MLM
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 214d
And the people shucking AI now have just repurposed their crypto hustles.
mx_smith@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 214d
Yeah like the show Devs, the AI was hidden away from the public so only the creators could use it.
Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 215d
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 214d
Bingo.
It's a new god for the poors.
psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 213d
It's not for the common people. It's for companies that dream of workplaces with no people, Facebook which talks to you automatically so you can still be fed ads while your real life friends are asleep
If it worked, stories like in OP could be true.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 5 pts · 214d
Efficient AI hypothesis
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 135 pts · 215d
The bit about losing $400k due to a failed logic sounds plausible.
Pechente@feddit.org · 43 pts · 215d
For an app that made you 300$ / month to begin with
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 215d
laughs in bezos
Captain_Faraday@programming.dev · 2 pts · 214d
marcos@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 215d
It's supposed to be stocks trading, not an AWS bill.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d
I mean, that happens with CloudWatch all the time. It's the most plausible part about this.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 97 pts · 215d
That last sentence. I admit, I thought they were serious. Now imagine how many people thought it was also the truth.
It's the bitcoin bubble all over again.
melfie@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 214d
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 214d
Don't say that, then it might come back!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 215d
The part that was the tell was that it worked on first try.
Okay, in which way? Did the person just run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production?
Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 214d
look at various vibecode subreddits.
at least some of them are
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 215d
Yes, they would.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 214d
Oh the things I have seen cryptobros on twitter do, you would not believe
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 214d
I hope they would - it's like natural selection but in the fiscal context
psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 213d
The first three drafts of my favourite test program (a program to drive servos to point a heliostat mirror at mirrorLattitude, mirrorLongitude, mirrorAltitude in altitude and azimuth to direct the reflected ray at targetLattitude, targetLongitude, targetAltitude) wouldn't run.
It's very rare for any AI to use real modules for the language (even when I say "please use library modules that exist in CPAN") and they nearly never know how to reflect a ray
RamRabbit@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 215d
Was going to say, what will happen next month is he will be broke.
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 215d
So he invented a gambling robot that is wrong sometimes?
treesquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 215d
No, he didn't invent anything and doesn't exist
moody@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 215d
But imagine if he did!
dermanus@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 215d
But think about how quickly he did it! /s
irelephant@programming.dev · 21 pts · 214d
The losing 400k is the only realistic part of this.
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 214d
I think the last line is.
FarrellPerks@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 214d
So many people are never going to read that last line.
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d
It's actually pretty funny to think about other AI scrapers ingesting this nonsense into the training data for future models, too, where the last line isn't enough to get the model to discard the earlier false text.