Caw caw

Long they grow, precious, long and strong… but polished, yes. Filed smooth so they don’t snag on the rockses. Smeagol takes care of his toesies.

Do you just never wear shoes? O.o

I've seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it's not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You're not getting those things in normal shoes.

Originally, long nails were a way to indicate that you could avoid manual labor long enough to grow out them out. Essentially the lawn of the hands, opulent keratin. Long toenails indicating that you never even need to walk, and that your sexual partners will die of a staph infection, are an interesting extension.

You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.

This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn't know.

Even Gollum cut's his nails

ew

Shoes

😳🤮

Real life Argonian?

The expectation of shoes

I already rip plenty of socks having callouses on my feet. I don't need knives on my toes cutting them more.

Imagine stubbing your toe with nails like that. The entire toe nail will be ripped clean off.

As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain't sucking those toes.

Harpymaxxing.

I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.

Would get them, just to clack them like the velociraptors in Jurassic park

im not a cat

This fish grabbing sounds like quite a useful talent.

Bet she listens to Nelly furtado

Alternatively, wearing shoes.

Socks would be a nightmare.

My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.

Squidward have you ever seen more lovely French tips?

Why do those look so damned aquatic?? Like, I joke about my wife being cold blooded, but for this person I'd believe it.

imagine you're sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.

when you turn around, it's not her fingers...but this.

how turned on are you right now?

Bro how does someone like this even wear a shoe

🤢

When you wake up in a pool of blood because your girl accidentally ran her toes down your leg in the middle of the night.

I put this in the same category as women who grow nails so long they can barely wipe their own ass.

She has large talons!