This can't be real? It looks like a Creation Engine character customization screen – on my second playthrough when I want to make my avatar look ridiculous. Jesus christ.
Most people get tattoos or piercings, experiment with hair and nails, or even change their sex and gender.
Imagine being so empty and vapid that the form your body modification takes is this garish, unnatural, conspicuous plastic surgery that doesn’t even achieve the desired effect of youthful appearance, but instead signals to other rich people that you have disposable income like an expensive watch or a fast car would, except with none of the aesthetics and all the fun of constant surgery.
Terry Gilliam misses a lot, but he hit the nail on the head with that face surgery stuff in the movie Brazil.
Also I've always found this look repulsive not because of anything to do with cultural associations but because it triggers my disease avoidance instincts. The same way you don't go sticking your face in roadkill, you don't go kissing someone that looks like they're suffering from a severe facial or mouth infection.
It looks like the bloating associated with sub-dermal skin infections to me, which let me just say it's probably the most horrific thing I've ever witnessed. Poor bastard had his skin tear right in front of me too fucken horrid.
I hate that Donald made an exceedingly attractive, fit, white woman his figurehead for this. It's way harder for the general public to hate an attractive white woman, even when she's leading the Gestapo.
She used to be. Now she's a ghoulish plastic surgery victim. She has
Mar-a-Lago face. They spend tens of thousands of dollars to do that to themselves as a status symbol. She's fucking disgusting just like the rest of them.
54 Comments
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 210d
She looks like what happens when you click ‘randomize’ in a Bethesda games character creation screen.
MBech@feddit.dk · 20 pts · 210d
Or Baldurs Gate 3. Why do they always get blowjob lips?
hayvan@piefed.world · 12 pts · 210d
It's kind of a "uniform". It shows their loyalty to a group by conforming to an arbitrary standard.
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 210d
It's you. The hero of Kvatch. This is truly an honor!
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 210d
Evidence of a significant amount of gender affirming care
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 210d
To be anal, one is "permanently allergic" by default. The correct phrasing would be "permanently reacting"
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 210d
Did someone say anal? Who's doing butt stuff?
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 210d
It's 2026, my dude. We're ALL doing butt stuff.
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 210d
I may have a prostate in need of stimulation, but I'm not a dude!
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 210d
You're still my dude. Everyone is my dude!
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 210d
Aw, that makes me feel sad
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 210d
You may be excluded from Dudeness, then. I don't like to make people sad.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 210d
thank you
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 210d
This can't be real? It looks like a Creation Engine character customization screen – on my second playthrough when I want to make my avatar look ridiculous. Jesus christ.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 210d
She literally looks like "cartoon evil." Like some Disney villain straight out of a movie... Gotta look the part I guess.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d
Temu Cruella DeVil
J92@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 210d
They all look like they're permanently lit from below. Like they're about to tell a ghost story, with a torch under their chin.
mlg@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 210d
very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 210d
Except for Kash Patel, who looks like he's listening to that ghost story
Trebuchet@europe.pub · 20 pts · 210d
The Laura Loomer look
harmbugler@piefed.social · 49 pts · 210d
Mar-a-Lago face
wuffah@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 210d
Most people get tattoos or piercings, experiment with hair and nails, or even change their sex and gender.
Imagine being so empty and vapid that the form your body modification takes is this garish, unnatural, conspicuous plastic surgery that doesn’t even achieve the desired effect of youthful appearance, but instead signals to other rich people that you have disposable income like an expensive watch or a fast car would, except with none of the aesthetics and all the fun of constant surgery.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 18 pts · 210d
Finally some truth in advertising.
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 210d
Terry Gilliam misses a lot, but he hit the nail on the head with that face surgery stuff in the movie Brazil.
Also I've always found this look repulsive not because of anything to do with cultural associations but because it triggers my disease avoidance instincts. The same way you don't go sticking your face in roadkill, you don't go kissing someone that looks like they're suffering from a severe facial or mouth infection.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 210d
It looks like the bloating associated with sub-dermal skin infections to me, which let me just say it's probably the most horrific thing I've ever witnessed. Poor bastard had his skin tear right in front of me too fucken horrid.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 210d
When the demonic energy coursing through your veins is so potent it actually has a visible effect on your appearance.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 210d
Actual real life KOTOR characters. Luckily they can't use the force.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 210d
How dare you defame Bastilla by comparing her to that evil hag.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 210d
Especially dark side Bastilla who can be summarized as "I can fix her, but whatever is going on is way hotter".
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 210d
Her face looks like a mask.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 14 pts · 210d
It is a mask. But I fear there's nothing behind it.
ooterness@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 210d
https://theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do-not-have-faces-beneath-masks/
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 210d
Spot on! Goons have to use cloth, but the Ice Queen Barbie can afford something better.
PS: love the pic of Homan
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 210d
Chop off the hair and I'd assume that's a man with fat lips, assuming that's a woman.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 210d
Lol they think this look is attractive.
karashta@piefed.social · 10 pts · 210d
I choose to believe the hair is a wig attached to the hat as well
NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 210d
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 210d
like jin kazama in disguise
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_hair_integrations
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 210d
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 210d
Yeah the whole They Live vibe just seems to be getting worse.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 210d
I don't think you should ever hit a woman, but it'd be hard to resist as this is a very punchable face
CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 210d
The doctor put her eyes on upside-down.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d
I know what the end result will be but I’m still interested in how she will look in her 80’s.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d
I'm not - I hope she is not around at 80+
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d
She looks like she just shit her pants
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 210d
isn't that how allergies work? you're just always allergic to it?
or does the creator mean "looking like you're always having a reaction"
boaratio@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d
I highly recommend listening to this. She is so much worse than you know. https://youtu.be/xQKjOvGxLLo
hogmomma@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 210d
Talk about what she says and does, but it's bad form talking about people's appearances, chosen or not.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 210d
This is just a bad photo.
I hate that Donald made an exceedingly attractive, fit, white woman his figurehead for this. It's way harder for the general public to hate an attractive white woman, even when she's leading the Gestapo.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 210d
She's a fucking ghoul.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 210d
Metaphorically, absolutely.
But she's a hot ghoul, sadly.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 210d
She used to be. Now she's a ghoulish plastic surgery victim. She has Mar-a-Lago face. They spend tens of thousands of dollars to do that to themselves as a status symbol. She's fucking disgusting just like the rest of them.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 210d
Cool. Thank you for your response.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d
That’s why you never see her grizzled, puffy-knuckled paws in the pictures. Plastic surgery for hands isn’t as advanced.