Hot new look for all the girlies.

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54 Comments

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 210d (3 replies)

She looks like what happens when you click ‘randomize’ in a Bethesda games character creation screen.

MBech@feddit.dk · 20 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Or Baldurs Gate 3. Why do they always get blowjob lips?

hayvan@piefed.world · 12 pts · 210d

It's kind of a "uniform". It shows their loyalty to a group by conforming to an arbitrary standard.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 210d

It's you. The hero of Kvatch. This is truly an honor!

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 210d

Evidence of a significant amount of gender affirming care

db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 210d (7 replies)

To be anal, one is "permanently allergic" by default. The correct phrasing would be "permanently reacting"

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 210d (5 replies)

Did someone say anal? Who's doing butt stuff?

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 210d (4 replies)

It's 2026, my dude. We're ALL doing butt stuff.

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 210d (3 replies)

I may have a prostate in need of stimulation, but I'm not a dude!

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 210d (2 replies)

You're still my dude. Everyone is my dude!

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Aw, that makes me feel sad

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 210d

You may be excluded from Dudeness, then. I don't like to make people sad.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 210d

thank you

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 210d

This can't be real? It looks like a Creation Engine character customization screen – on my second playthrough when I want to make my avatar look ridiculous. Jesus christ.

Asafum@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 210d (1 reply)

She literally looks like "cartoon evil." Like some Disney villain straight out of a movie... Gotta look the part I guess.

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d

Temu Cruella DeVil

J92@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 210d (2 replies)

They all look like they're permanently lit from below. Like they're about to tell a ghost story, with a torch under their chin.

mlg@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 210d (1 reply)

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 210d

Except for Kash Patel, who looks like he's listening to that ghost story

Trebuchet@europe.pub · 20 pts · 210d (2 replies)

The Laura Loomer look

harmbugler@piefed.social · 49 pts · 210d (1 reply)
wuffah@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 210d

Most people get tattoos or piercings, experiment with hair and nails, or even change their sex and gender.

Imagine being so empty and vapid that the form your body modification takes is this garish, unnatural, conspicuous plastic surgery that doesn’t even achieve the desired effect of youthful appearance, but instead signals to other rich people that you have disposable income like an expensive watch or a fast car would, except with none of the aesthetics and all the fun of constant surgery.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 18 pts · 210d

Finally some truth in advertising.

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Terry Gilliam misses a lot, but he hit the nail on the head with that face surgery stuff in the movie Brazil.

Also I've always found this look repulsive not because of anything to do with cultural associations but because it triggers my disease avoidance instincts. The same way you don't go sticking your face in roadkill, you don't go kissing someone that looks like they're suffering from a severe facial or mouth infection.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 210d

It looks like the bloating associated with sub-dermal skin infections to me, which let me just say it's probably the most horrific thing I've ever witnessed. Poor bastard had his skin tear right in front of me too fucken horrid.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 210d (3 replies)

When the demonic energy coursing through your veins is so potent it actually has a visible effect on your appearance.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Actual real life KOTOR characters. Luckily they can't use the force.

Bastila with Mar-a-Lago face.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 210d (1 reply)

How dare you defame Bastilla by comparing her to that evil hag.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 210d

Especially dark side Bastilla who can be summarized as "I can fix her, but whatever is going on is way hotter".

Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 210d (3 replies)

Her face looks like a mask.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 14 pts · 210d (2 replies)

It is a mask. But I fear there's nothing behind it.

ooterness@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 210d (1 reply)
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 210d

Spot on! Goons have to use cloth, but the Ice Queen Barbie can afford something better.

PS: love the pic of Homan

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 210d

Chop off the hair and I'd assume that's a man with fat lips, assuming that's a woman.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 210d

Lol they think this look is attractive.

karashta@piefed.social · 10 pts · 210d (3 replies)

I choose to believe the hair is a wig attached to the hat as well

NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 210d
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commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 210d

like jin kazama in disguise

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 210d

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 210d

Yeah the whole They Live vibe just seems to be getting worse.

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 210d

I don't think you should ever hit a woman, but it'd be hard to resist as this is a very punchable face

CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 210d (2 replies)

The doctor put her eyes on upside-down.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d (1 reply)

I know what the end result will be but I’m still interested in how she will look in her 80’s.

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d

I'm not - I hope she is not around at 80+

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d

She looks like she just shit her pants

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 210d

isn't that how allergies work? you're just always allergic to it?

or does the creator mean "looking like you're always having a reaction"

boaratio@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d

I highly recommend listening to this. She is so much worse than you know. https://youtu.be/xQKjOvGxLLo

hogmomma@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 210d

Talk about what she says and does, but it's bad form talking about people's appearances, chosen or not.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 210d (5 replies)

This is just a bad photo.

I hate that Donald made an exceedingly attractive, fit, white woman his figurehead for this. It's way harder for the general public to hate an attractive white woman, even when she's leading the Gestapo.

MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 210d (4 replies)

She's a fucking ghoul.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 210d (3 replies)

Metaphorically, absolutely.

But she's a hot ghoul, sadly.

MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 210d (1 reply)

She used to be. Now she's a ghoulish plastic surgery victim. She has Mar-a-Lago face. They spend tens of thousands of dollars to do that to themselves as a status symbol. She's fucking disgusting just like the rest of them.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 210d

Cool. Thank you for your response.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d

That’s why you never see her grizzled, puffy-knuckled paws in the pictures. Plastic surgery for hands isn’t as advanced.