Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf

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AA5B@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 247d (5 replies)

While I’m amused by the comedy, you might be missing the “turf”

three@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 247d

Where does wheat grow?

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 247d (3 replies)

what do you think the chunks part is in the tuna?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 245d (2 replies)

Can. And water.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 245d (1 reply)

Hopefully there's tuna in there, too.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 245d

Sometimes that does happen.

dorumon@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 246d (2 replies)

I've literally done this before lol.

tubthumper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 245d (1 reply)

Right?? I unironically love plain (buttered) noodles and even more so ramen with a plain can of tuna. Nice plain savory food. Homely but homey.

And yeah sure, considering the amount of money I've wasted on delivery the last month, I could afford the bougie recipe, but *why bother when this is actually pretty friggin tasty?

Health. Probably for health. Oh well. Itadakimasu.

dorumon@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 245d

Honestly I also like buttered noodles like alot.

Buying Spam in bulk is also pretty cheap as well and it lasts a long time.

So are tortilla and I like to have spam burritos.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 245d

Surf 'n' Turd

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d

I add frozen peas and carrots to mine.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 247d

Mmm. Chunks.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 245d (2 replies)

You do not want to eat a tuna you found in the surf.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 245d (1 reply)

Where else am I supposed to find tuna fish?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 245d

like...farther than that, by a lot.

Well, it's not impossible, you just have to be stupid lucky and in a very VERY good spot.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 245d

It's only weird if you eat it exactly like this. You're not even gonna mix 'em together?

FelixCress@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 247d (3 replies)

And it is funny because...?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 246d (2 replies)

Poor

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Poor is funny to you?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 245d

I meant funny in a relatable way tbf. Like an experience most of us have lived through so we can joke about it. Gallows humor type of thing.

Now if a millionaire posted this to make fun of us poors, it would not be funny. But this was posted by a fellow lemming, so probably not a millionaire. Context matters.