This explains why there is such a high concentration of gay people in Arkansas, where flouride is naturally high in much of the drinking water. They also have the fourth-highest fluoridation rate across counties in the USA.
The other states with the highest fluoridation rates?
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kentucky
Tennessee
Georgia, and
Illinois
Ah yes, the 'who's who' list of gay metropolises that you'd expect to find if water fluoridation makes people gay.
There have recently been attempts to ban fluoride in some municipalities. I wonder what they'd do if it was in an area where it's naturally occurring...
We can save a lot of time and money by just aiming at whatever celestial phenomenon and launching with enough force to create a pretty pretty parabola. No need to exit the atmosphere at all.
The other commenter caught my intent to ridicule Rittenhouse by his own standards: His community fluoridates the water, so either drinking the water turned him gay, or, if it didn't, he's full of shit.
I believe, they were talking about this Kyle Rittenhouse person. Kyle presumably drinks water. If they're convinced that it turns people gay, well, presumably their own sexuality did not conflict with this theory.
Is it a twist if thats the actual plot lol. This man is hiding in a walk-in closet and all the walls are made a glass. Hopefully no self respecting gay man tries to even blow him
58 Comments
edinbruh@feddit.it · 119 pts · 230d
Prove me wrong. There is a teapot in orbit, somewhere between the earth and the sun.
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 230d
TomMasz@piefed.social · 109 pts · 230d
Kyle Rittenhouse. Murderer. Crybaby. Scientist.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 230d
And either gay or does not drink water?
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 229d
Worse, eco-terrorist by drinking only bottled water without realizing that it comes from the same tap the fluoride water is from.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 230d
This explains why there is such a high concentration of gay people in Arkansas, where flouride is naturally high in much of the drinking water. They also have the fourth-highest fluoridation rate across counties in the USA.
The other states with the highest fluoridation rates?
Ah yes, the 'who's who' list of gay metropolises that you'd expect to find if water fluoridation makes people gay.
https://www.axios.com/local/nw-arkansas/2025/05/15/arkansas-access-fluoridated-water-systems
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 230d
Using data, believe it or not, ALSO GAY!
clif@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 230d
There have recently been attempts to ban fluoride in some municipalities. I wonder what they'd do if it was in an area where it's naturally occurring...
mech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 230d
They should send cops into the aquifer to investigate.
TomMasz@piefed.social · 7 pts · 230d
I dunno, can you shoot water?
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 229d
Mmm! Fluoride, now with lead! It's extra crunchy!
rapchee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 227d
just as much as you can whip it
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 230d
Yes but it won't keep them from drowning in it.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 230d
Those are all places where I have ever peed!
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 63 pts · 230d
Prove me wrong. Launching Kyle Rittenhouse directly into the sun will help America to be great again.
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 35 pts · 230d
It takes less delta V to launch him out of the solar system. I vote we efficently launch him into space to test your hypothosis.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 230d
I vote a Lagrange point
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 230d
We can save a lot of time and money by just aiming at whatever celestial phenomenon and launching with enough force to create a pretty pretty parabola. No need to exit the atmosphere at all.
Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 230d
He's the kind of popsicle who would be a willing participant in the Principality of Zeon
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 229d
As long as they make him one of Char's subordinates during the one-year-war, I see no problem with this.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 230d
That would be wildly expensive and take a long time to carry out. A volcano would suffice.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 230d
Please live stream it
Kacarott@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 229d
A bit unscientific. As a control we should additionally launch him into another star to make sure our sun isn't biased
Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 1 pts · 230d
Your rebuttal is not working though. His proposition is bonkers crazy and neither correlated nor causally connected, so exact opposite of yours.
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 59 pts · 230d
Weird way to come out, by okay.
cnlwhs@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 230d
Blähaj is a queer instance, so I kinda came out by joining this instance.
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 17 pts · 230d
The other commenter caught my intent to ridicule Rittenhouse by his own standards: His community fluoridates the water, so either drinking the water turned him gay, or, if it didn't, he's full of shit.
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 230d
I believe, they were talking about this Kyle Rittenhouse person. Kyle presumably drinks water. If they're convinced that it turns people gay, well, presumably their own sexuality did not conflict with this theory.
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 230d
Kyle Rittenhouse should put that on a tent and stand under it
Stern@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 230d
Hope his neck just does that.
Stern@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 230d
Fluoride was of course famously in ancient Greek water.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 230d
These people have no fucking concept of "proof" do they
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 230d
Science: proves it's wrong
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 229d
Bold of you to assume these kind of people care about science!
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 30 pts · 230d
Prove me wrong. Kyle Rittenhouse eats his cereal with water instead of milk.
Stern@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 230d
Prove me wrong: Kyle Rittenhouse eats his corn the long way
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 3 pts · 230d
What a sicko
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 230d
No, prove yourself right if you can. Do your own goddamn work, shitbag.
olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 230d
I'll prove you wrong.
Are you gay?
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 24 pts · 230d
Plot twist: Kyle is self hating gay and looking to blame it on tap water
Aneb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 230d
Is it a twist if thats the actual plot lol. This man is hiding in a walk-in closet and all the walls are made a glass. Hopefully no self respecting gay man tries to even blow him
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 5 pts · 230d
OP: Are you gay?
Rittenhouse: No!
OP: Does your mom know you’re gay?
Rittenhouse: No!
OP: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 230d
Nine out of 10 dentists attend pride
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 230d
Yeah, sure. It's the fluoride in the water that made me gay. Not Shego from Kim Possible.
brap@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 230d
A shit guy, on a shit platform, with a shit opinion.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 230d
Birds of a shit feather, Randy
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 230d
Denjin@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 230d
I brush my teeth and I crave cock so maybe he's onto something?
someguy3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 230d
Instead of proving himself right, he wants others to prove him wrong.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 230d
must be exhausting to be a right wing social media account because you always have to keep thinking of new grifts.
Routhinator@startrek.website · 13 pts · 230d
As someone who moved from a province with flouride to one without it in the water, no flouride in the water is a greedy dentists wet dream.
Never had a cavity but now without flouride they just keep coming.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 230d
This person is still alive? How unfortunate.
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 229d
So far he has been too big of a coward to use his second amendment right on himself, only people in the street.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 230d
Entitled to think he's smart just because he can drive out and shoot humans he doesn't know.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 230d
Guys guys. He's got a PhD is getting away with murder. We should listen to him!
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 230d
Ever heard of the burden of proof? Or did you shoot that too?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 230d
And they milk the gays to get all that fluoride!!
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 230d
I stopped drinking straight tap water decades ago. Only turned kinda gay like 3 years ago.... I think Kyle may have it backwards
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 230d
Prove me wrong. The water is making people gay. Stop drinking water.