How would you bescribe yourself by a sentence?

How would you bescribe yourself by asentence?

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dumbass@piefed.social · 15 pts · 234d (8 replies)

I am a dumbass.

chloe@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 234d (6 replies)

In my opinion, everyone is a complete and independent individual, and they should make positive evaluations of themselves

dumbass@piefed.social · 18 pts · 234d (2 replies)

I'm positive I'm a dumbass.

tal@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 234d (1 reply)

@dumbass@lemmy.world @dumbass@sh.itjust.works @dumbass@sopuli.xyz

Lot of that going around, apparently.

dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 234d

We are many and we are dumb!

Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 1 pts · 234d (2 replies)

In other words, you wanted to say: "You're a complete dumbass and are not even able to describe yourself properly!"?

chloe@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 234d

No.I am Chinese,I don't know how to articulate my viewpoint precisely.

yakko@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 234d

Chalk it up to cultural differences

Sergio@piefed.social · 2 pts · 234d

Take pride in being a dumbass. Start listening to Insane Clown Posse.

!juggalos@lemmy.world !

Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 234d (1 reply)

I would start the sentence with the things I liked the most about myself and follow it with connecting phrases to include additional ancillary facts about myself that are interesting. 

kaulquappus@feddit.org · 4 pts · 234d

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

FoolsQuartz@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 234d (1 reply)

How I would bescribe myself: "behold! I will now write my name on my arm."

How I woukd describe myself:"The Disillusioned-with-reality guy."

chloe@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 234d

so cool

AstroLightz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 234d

In case you didn't know, I use Arch Linux.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 234d (1 reply)

I love the poetic typos in this question.

Bescribe? I suppose I would bescribe myself by offering to write something for someone.

Asentence? What a magical sounding word. An asentance sounds like it means a non- sentence or something that transcends sentencing.

Not quick to anger

Been around for awhile

Tall (for a girl)

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 233d

Bescribing is when you receive personalized, custom-made descriptions.

gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 234d (1 reply)

An introvert who has come to realize community is essential

Allero@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 234d

Me. Introversion doesn't mean individualism. We can support the community in many ways, we can participate in it and bond with it. And this makes us stronger.

Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 5 pts · 234d (3 replies)

Do you understand that even rather restrictive English grammar still allows to make a sentence of arbitrary length?

klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 2 pts · 234d (2 replies)

There are several books which are hundreds of pages while measuring in the single-digits in sentences, it's one of my favorite genres. Commas, semicolons, and emdashes are your best friends

Sergio@piefed.social · 2 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Fellow OuLiPo enjoyer.

klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 2 pts · 234d

Never heard that term, but I now know how to find more things to enjoy, ty!

GreyShuck@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Some decades back I described myself in a social organisation's yearbook as "Degenerate freeloader and card-carrying pope" - which should indicate my influences at the time.

I no longer carry a pope card.

Sergio@piefed.social · 3 pts · 234d

card-carrying pope

In related news, just a couple minutes ago I Learned there were four popes named "Sergius" over a millenium ago!

gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d

The description that can be spoken is not the Eternal description. That said: I'm a fucking fairy in combat boots.

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d

Surprisingly indescribable.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 233d (1 reply)

I know where my towel is.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 233d

Hey, you sass that hoopy Pat_Riot? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

Strider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Well adapted alien to this planet

gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d

Well that's relatable

Wolf314159@startrek.website · 2 pts · 234d

Despectacled.

MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d

I am's what I am and that's all that I am's.

Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 232d

I'm inbescribable

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 234d
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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 234d

I'm trapped inbetween two empires that hates me with no place to call "home"

RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 234d

Physically lazy with a mind that never stops thinking of solutions to problems that may one day exist.

Eldritch_Alyx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d

Damaged and angry, but harmless.

buttmasterflex@piefed.social · 1 pts · 234d

I'm tired of this, Grandpa.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d

Tall dark and average looking 🥹

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d

Bet me count the ways.

steeznson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d

Tall, Scottish nerd that works with computers.