c/whitepeopletwitter · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 222dJust be more efficient 664 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 57 pts · 222d
There's a reason that's what we think aliens would do, and it's because it's what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.
village604@adultswim.fan · 25 pts · 222d
It's the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 222d
Is this also related to why we think aliens would want to fuck us?
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 38 pts · 222d
Alien: "We'll sodomise your young!"
Me: "Well, you see..."
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 25 pts · 222d
alien: whelp, I guess it's this then:
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 222d
Damn, that seems so much more comfortable than the way we currently torment ourselves while deluding ourselves into believing a fictional reality.
MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 222d
I never noticed how caked up Neo's podneighbor is. Pretty good for having never used your ass muscles.
edible_funk@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 222d
Straight up badonk.
coolman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 222d
I'm super down
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 20 pts · 222d
"Take us to your leader!"
"Does that mean you'll abduct them? If so, thanks!"
CompostMaterial@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 222d
I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can't be any worse.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 222d
you dont have enough imagination
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 222d
Found Ye Wenjie
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 222d
You sweet summer child.
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 222d
Pls send sexy plant aliens.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 222d
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 222d
At least they have advanced technology.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 222d
Ohh please do come, we haven't been concurred in a while and thigns are getting stale
--the Tivolians