Astronauts Helicoptered to Hospital After Mystery Evacuation From Space Station

https://futurism.com/space/astronauts-helicoptered-hospital-evacuation

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Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 199d (5 replies)

I've played dead space and I don't like where this is going!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp

CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 199d

How else you gonna open boxes?

dan1101@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 198d

No this is great, any space organisms are illegals and ICE should deal with them. Get to it.

inimzi@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Could it be related to 3I Atlas?

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 198d

Yeah. That's it.

Numenor@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 198d (4 replies)

Bullshit, no way a helicopter can reach the space station.

lauha@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 198d (2 replies)

It's only a few hundred miles. Many helicopters can fly way farther.

ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 198d (1 reply)

And you only need fuel for one direction.

lauha@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d

Just autorotate down. I've seen it in the telly.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 198d

Why not? It's like next door the moon landing studio.

/s
(bcs for some reason in this day and age a comment like that could be serious)

ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz · 52 pts · 198d (1 reply)

First Trump, and now Protomolecule. What's next?

Vupware@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 198d

Oh god, if Trump took Miller’s place Holden would have just offed himself

e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social · 43 pts · 199d (1 reply)

isn’t this standard procedure to get them to a hospital asap?
my bet is on the cosmonaut, he was the least enthusiastic in the photos before descent. alas this just might be cultural

frongt@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 198d

Yes, also because they want to keep them isolated. Usually there's a recovery period after returning from space.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 198d (5 replies)

Affecting "a single crew member who is stable", first baby conceived in space

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 198d

A zero g fetus? That's how you end up with Gyoro Gyoro, people! The limbs don't know where to emerge from!!

bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 198d (1 reply)

Typically female astronauts can't get pregnant.

https://www.nature.com/articles/npjmgrav20168

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 198d

Interesting, makes sense. I'm downgrading my guess to a sex injury

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 198d (1 reply)

Oooh, now that's a good theory.

Tronn4@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 198d

With an alien baby

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 199d (4 replies)

This is how every zombie movie starts.

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Shaun of the Dead started differently.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 198d

Does Chris Frost play the President this time?

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d

Every one?

inimzi@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 199d

🤣🤣🤣

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 198d (2 replies)

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 198d (1 reply)

SPACE…………MADNESS!

dan1101@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 198d

It is not I who are crazy, it is I who are MAD!

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 199d (4 replies)

What ever happened to the astronauts stuck up there for months on end? They should have faked a sickness.

Thorry@feddit.org · 71 pts · 198d

They had the option to return at any moment in case of emergency. They were never "stuck", that's just something the media made up. Emergency evacuation of the ISS is possible at all times, that's a pretty strict rule. They just chose not to, since there wasn't any real reason to. Sure it was unplanned they would stay that long, but those are still two very valuable crew members that can do a lot of work. So they just did their job. And as both of them worked very hard to get there, staying wasn't really a punishment or anything.

In the end they went home on a different vehicle, as the one they arrived on had too many issues to risk it (even though it worked fine in the end, but they didn't want to take unnecessary chances)

TheOneCurly@feddit.online · 4 pts · 199d (1 reply)

If they did that they would have come down strapped to the floor with cargo netting. There were options but they were real bad.

frongt@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 198d

Eh, it certainly wouldn't be as comfortable as the seats, but I wouldn't say it was "real bad".

I think the bigger problem was that they didn't have enough suits for everyone, so if there was a depressurization event, that would be real bad.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 199d

Elon showed up in a Tesla and brought them back to his Texas compound.

metawolfgxd@piefed.social · 6 pts · 198d (3 replies)

When you gotta go you gotta go man, and there is nowhere to go to up there.

Nebraska_Huskers@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d (1 reply)

It's space, there's tons of space to go. Who knows maybe a billion years from now the turd you release becomes a planet killing asteroid but brings new life to it.

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d

Please god

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 198d

In space, no one lets you pee?

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 198d (2 replies)

Venom...

multifariace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d (1 reply)

and Fantastic 4, and The Thing (not from Fantastic 4)...

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 198d

And that movie with Gyllenhaal, Ferguson and Reynolds.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d

While I understand the desire for medical confidentiality, I think when it comes to space travel, the public, or at very least the scientific community, deserves to know some details. It's not like we're swimming in data about medical emergencies in zero-G, every little bit is important.

b_tr3e@feddit.org · 1 pts · 199d

And they left three skeletons IN SPACE!! Skeletons in space! It's horrible. We're all going to die.