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Although why did they use a blonde white woman to advertise this equipment?
Why not a man?
Are people of colour not allowed to doctor their rugs?
THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY!!
Why is she not using her left hand? I'll tell you why, it's because once again The Right are controlling us through their disgusting psychological tactics. THAT'S WHY!!
"Deep clean" = the final solution
"Pro" = Nazism
"Fraction of the cost"= obviously this is 'Them™" trying to convince everyone that they are fiscally responsible!
And "it's so easy" sure sounds like "Sieg heil" to me!!!
Fiction and jokes need to be more rational than reality because every day reality has newer and newer shit hitting the fan faster and faster than anyone can register, never mind understand or rationalise.
It would take psychologists a decade to explain to future historians what happens in a month.
46 Comments
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 145 pts · 196d
The WHAT?
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 173 pts · 196d
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 196d
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 196d
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 194d
Somehow I read "Perc. Cue" as "Mini Gun" when the image was small
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 70 pts · 196d
I'm so delighted by this. Everything else is political and it's not looking good.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 196d
Exactly.
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Although why did they use a blonde white woman to advertise this equipment?
Why not a man?
Are people of colour not allowed to doctor their rugs?
THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY!!
Why is she not using her left hand? I'll tell you why, it's because once again The Right are controlling us through their disgusting psychological tactics. THAT'S WHY!!
"Deep clean" = the final solution
"Pro" = Nazism
"Fraction of the cost"= obviously this is 'Them™" trying to convince everyone that they are fiscally responsible!
And "it's so easy" sure sounds like "Sieg heil" to me!!!
(Do I need the /s?)
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 196d
I’m pre coffee and just came off of Bluesky.
The /s was appreciated
trolololol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 195d
Fiction and jokes need to be more rational than reality because every day reality has newer and newer shit hitting the fan faster and faster than anyone can register, never mind understand or rationalise.
It would take psychologists a decade to explain to future historians what happens in a month.
azrv@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 195d
This made my evening. Thank you!
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d
Happy to help!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 196d
I didn’t realise she was a squid. That arm…
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 196d
No, she's just a regular human mom.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 196d
Can confirm. I have known human moms with similar appendages.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
That arm go all the way down and them teeth go all the way up
PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 6 pts · 196d
Excuse me, don't talk about Stretch Armstrong's daughter like that.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 195d
Octomom, wife of Octodad
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 196d
Is this a meme? Or an anti-meme?
wuffah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 196d
It’s an anti-anti-meme-meme.
vandsjov@feddit.dk · 11 pts · 196d
That's the face you do when you run your foot over with this deep cleaning device :D
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 196d
I have a feeling it’ll come in useful as a reply to a post someday or even a comment
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 195d
meme for y'all
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 191d
THESE BLOOD STAINS WON'T COME OUT.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 21 pts · 196d
Good eye!
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 196d
Was going about my business at a local grocery store I don't normally go to, looked up and there she was.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 196d
Love at first carpet?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 196d
she does have a nice rug
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 15 pts · 196d
A fraction of
the what!?
Chonk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d
GDP of few countries...
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 196d
And they said meme-ing was a waste of time!
200ok@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 196d
!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world
kamen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 196d
We've come full circle.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 195d
Rug Doctors are great. I used to rent one twice a year to scrub my carpets. Now I’ve removed my carpets so no more need.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d
I bought one! Not that brand, forget what I have, but I can't afford to replace the carpet so I need it.
idriss@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 196d
Zier@fedia.io · 5 pts · 196d
Do not use that machine to deep clean your minge. DO.NOT.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Instructions unclear, minge mungled
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 196d
This was a meme? I remember these things in Safeway in the 2000s
Sheldan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d
The face is used in memes, yes.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
They're in Lucky now, I guess
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
I have a feeling the one that made this knew
RedCarCastle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 196d
Haha I like the spider one
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · -8 pts · 196d
So what? Why did you think this was some kind of accomplishment?
It's So Easy!
EDIT: Damn, I figured the capitalization would've made the joke more obvious
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
You're right. Next time I post to !memes I'll make sure it's about a major personal accomplishment.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 195d
I think you may have missed the joke, look at the bottom right corner of the sign
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
Ah I see that now. Looks like I wasn't the only one.