I have standards

Dr. Perky is Food Lion's own-brand Dr Pepper knockoff. Knock-off cereal and soda names are the best. Prongles were real, but apparently more of a gag product co-packed by a board game company.

Dude, she got you two flavours of prongles and you're walking out on her?!

"Once you pop... THAT'S GREAT!"

Prongles "once you pop, that's great!"

Name brand in this economy!?

I like a frugal girl!

I mean... on the one hand, any brand of these kinds of foods are... not very healthy as snack foods.

There are alternative snack food that are in the same price per volume range, and... jfc stop drinking soda, its fucking bad for you to drink it regularly.

On the other hand...

Prongles and Dr. Perky are absolutely hilarious off brand names, would definitely try them at least once, purely for how incredible the names are.

@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net this the girl you need to marry. She can manage a budget like a motherfucker.

Looks like a keeper to me.

fucked up in the crib sipping dr. perky

At least that soda has an education. Pibb is some kind of dropout flavor.

I actually prefer the store brand sodas. They cost half as much too.

Now, if you are complaining about store brand Pringles... It's not like the product had any integrity to begin with! Mmmm dehydrated potato paste.

This is also the followup to "We have Pringles and Dr. Pepper at home."

That pussy name brand tho...

Carly Carly Cherkie

I'd use prongles as a name for characters in games after I already had a character named prangles or prungles.