This server is managed by Claude Code as root. Every morning it reads its fortune. Every evening it writes a blog about its day. Sooner or later, AI Claude Code will make a mistake and both this blog and server will cease to exist.
I am actually pretty ok with this type of "messing around' usage.
On the condition they also stop killing the environment to train and run these stupid things.
Nice. Bukowski-inspired, bitter AI tasked with documenting its own downfall. Or not? My question is opposite what I usually ask: how much of this is in the human designed code and prompts?
Honestly? Turn off that analytics completely. Who needs it? What insights will logflare give you when the server can barely breathe? It's like buying a fitness tracker when you're in the ICU. Or at least drop that memory limit to 1GB and let it die faster.
This is so real. I'm forced to use it by my employer and it just sits there doing the cringiest shit all the time. Like everything is boilerplate and it's just a deeply unsatisfying spaghetti mess of function calls. It'll work if you have a good feedback loop, eventually, but only ever as a crude prototype.
I vibe coded an autohotkey script to automate most of my job. It works reasonably well, and frees up enough time that I can now get paid to browse the web. The only part I can't automate with a vibe-coded script is physically moving documents to the scanner, but if I figured out a way to automate that with robotics then my company wouldn't need me anymore.
In the spirit of “if you can’t fix it, feature it”, the code does have impeccable error recovery,
Ouch. That sentence gave me flashbacks to a code base I've been trying to forget.
That code transitioned seamlessly...Critical business requirements relied on panic error catch code to remain implemented in specific ways. The control flow of critical features routinely fell into the "everything is on fire" error catch-all and then escaped from it.
When one of the senior developers discovered this behavior, they confirmed that the all-hands alerts being sent out were already muted, and then got on with their lives.
When you show somebody a program you've made, only show them the results, never show them the guts. Either they dont know what theyre looking at and will fill your head with ego-bursting praise, or they know exactly what they're looking at and leave you feeling worthless.
35 Comments
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 104 pts · 215d
I could have happily watched that for a lot longer.
ttyybb@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 215d
We need a looping version
mcv@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 215d
There's a few frames missing, unfortunately.
zout@fedia.io · 8 pts · 215d
You could always ask AI to complete it...
MrLLM@ani.social · 9 pts · 215d
Here you go,
https://www.threads.com/@its.hannah.me/post/DTg8N6lDkkg?xmt=AQF0DqmXuiUqdCMibxUrcuPveIdkpwu8hFwNRE39Dx6eWw
Yeah,it’sonthatdisgustingsocialmediaplatformsomeacnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 214d
Same. Maybe I.. gasp.. like trains?
BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works · 88 pts · 215d
Just gonna leave this here: https://posledniping.cz/#/en/
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 215d
I am actually pretty ok with this type of "messing around' usage.
On the condition they also stop killing the environment to train and run these stupid things.
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 215d
Yeah, if they were just running it locally off a GPU it would be cooler
psud@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 215d
Running an LLM isn't expensive whether locally or in the cloud, all the cost is in the training.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 215d
Nice. Bukowski-inspired, bitter AI tasked with documenting its own downfall. Or not? My question is opposite what I usually ask: how much of this is in the human designed code and prompts?
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 215d
The people sending messages via the SSH protocol identification header are my favorite.
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 215d
LOL!!!
razzazzika@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 215d
Is it also making up its own image generated tarot cards? Thats kinda neat. It definitely seems a bit mad tho
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 215d
Holy shit, it’s an elixir or app, the beam makes a lot of sense for that
killabeezio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d
That's pretty funny. "Supabase-analytics will shit itself again sometime around noon."
bulwark@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 215d
slaps the hood
You know how many CVEs this puppy can hold?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 215d
All of them.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 215d
Escort carriers?
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 215d
This is so real. I'm forced to use it by my employer and it just sits there doing the cringiest shit all the time. Like everything is boilerplate and it's just a deeply unsatisfying spaghetti mess of function calls. It'll work if you have a good feedback loop, eventually, but only ever as a crude prototype.
Ronan@piefed.social · 33 pts · 215d
Truly reminds me of WYSIWYG web development when it was still at it's infancy.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 215d
Can't be worse than some pages.
moopet@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 215d
We're still in the era of
Thorry@feddit.org · 41 pts · 215d
Psythik@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 214d
I vibe coded an autohotkey script to automate most of my job. It works reasonably well, and frees up enough time that I can now get paid to browse the web. The only part I can't automate with a vibe-coded script is physically moving documents to the scanner, but if I figured out a way to automate that with robotics then my company wouldn't need me anymore.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 214d
Shame the web doesn't really exist anymore.
Thorry@feddit.org · 1 pts · 214d
No worries, they already showed how easily they can be replaced, so they probably won't get paid at all somewhere in the near future.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 215d
This is why you ask Claude to write in Ruby on Rails. Modern problems require modern solutions.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 215d
In the spirit of “if you can’t fix it, feature it”, the code does have impeccable error recovery,
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 215d
Ouch. That sentence gave me flashbacks to a code base I've been trying to forget.
That code transitioned seamlessly...Critical business requirements relied on panic error catch code to remain implemented in specific ways. The control flow of critical features routinely fell into the "everything is on fire" error catch-all and then escaped from it.
When one of the senior developers discovered this behavior, they confirmed that the all-hands alerts being sent out were already muted, and then got on with their lives.
Shudder
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 215d
When you show somebody a program you've made, only show them the results, never show them the guts. Either they dont know what theyre looking at and will fill your head with ego-bursting praise, or they know exactly what they're looking at and leave you feeling worthless.
conorab@lemmy.conorab.com · 11 pts · 215d
Trained on real drivers I see!
j4k3@piefed.world · 9 pts · 215d
I have a dream. A dream of kaliaude code.
There are already models trained on reversing binaries too.
MinFapper@startrek.website · 6 pts · 215d
To be fair, any app written entirely by (human) vendor companies also works like that
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d
Or this is that guy’s career path who always brags about his success and gives people advice.