David Bowie was the force holding together the fabric of our reality. It began unraveling immediately following his death. Harambe was a consequence, not a cause.
Waaaaait a minute, wasn't it Bearenstein? Did it double Mandela effect or did everyone in the thread just follow one mispelling? It contained a pun on "bear" right?
We'd already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 159 pts · 200d
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 200d
Dude i didnt know harambe had such a fat ass
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 200d
Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 200d
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 200d
That is why we had our dicks out for him.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 65 pts · 200d
David Bowie's death unraveled the fabric of our timeline.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 200d
Finally, somebody else who knows the truth.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d
What ya mean?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 200d
David Bowie was the force holding together the fabric of our reality. It began unraveling immediately following his death. Harambe was a consequence, not a cause.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
Not to my knowledge.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d
I thought it was losing Alan Rickman.
GreenDust@lemmings.world · -31 pts · 200d
Don't deify diddlers
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 200d
Vague allegations from one person, that never led to an indictment. My standards of proof are a little higher than that, thanks and no thanks.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 200d
Yeah we should focus on something real like how Bowie had a good opinion of the National Front in the 70s
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 200d
And then he immediately died, without any further development, without explaining his behavior, and without any context. The end. /s
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 200d
To be fair a lot of people did. Even the Succulent Chinese Meal guy.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 200d
wait what
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 50 pts · 200d
When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe's death
Klear@quokk.au · 21 pts · 200d
Exactly, Harambe was a symptom, not the cause.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 200d
You Berenstein universers are messing up what used to be a perfectly nice Berenstain timeline
Drusas@fedia.io · 8 pts · 200d
No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!
SARGE@startrek.website · 8 pts · 200d
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 200d
Seriously, I hope no one invited them.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d
Waaaaait a minute, wasn't it Bearenstein? Did it double Mandela effect or did everyone in the thread just follow one mispelling? It contained a pun on "bear" right?
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 200d
It was the choice of Berenstein's Gate
Sabata11792@ani.social · 3 pts · 200d
El psy kongroo
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 200d
We'd already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 200d
::sigh:: I know what you mean, Vern.
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 200d
Rest in Power, James.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 200d
Me: Fuck! Has it been that long??!!
Doctor: I'm afraid it's been ten years.
hoss@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 200d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 200d
Harambe was our anchor being.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d
Anybody else on sync get images that just won't load sometimes?
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 5 pts · 200d
This happens for me sometimes on Voyager, I wonder if some are getting caught in VPN content filters or something
r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 200d
One gunman misses his shot and causes all this chaos 😔
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 200d
You mean John Hinkley Jr's attempt on Reagan, right?
r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 200d
I guess two gunman then 🤷
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 200d
Shouldn't have mentioned him, you know that's why they killed him, you caused this.
mrslt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 200d
I don’t think they needed to kill Harambe. Even just to avoid the memers his life should have been spared.
Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 200d
I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
You're all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.