Time traveler

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42 Comments

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 159 pts · 200d (4 replies)

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 200d (3 replies)

Dude i didnt know harambe had such a fat ass

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 200d

Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 200d

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 200d

That is why we had our dicks out for him.

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 65 pts · 200d (12 replies)

David Bowie's death unraveled the fabric of our timeline.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 200d (4 replies)

Finally, somebody else who knows the truth.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d (3 replies)

What ya mean?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 200d (2 replies)

David Bowie was the force holding together the fabric of our reality. It began unraveling immediately following his death. Harambe was a consequence, not a cause.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d (1 reply)

I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d

Not to my knowledge.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d

I thought it was losing Alan Rickman.

GreenDust@lemmings.world · -31 pts · 200d (5 replies)

Don't deify diddlers

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 200d (3 replies)

Vague allegations from one person, that never led to an indictment. My standards of proof are a little higher than that, thanks and no thanks.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 200d (2 replies)

Yeah we should focus on something real like how Bowie had a good opinion of the National Front in the 70s

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 200d (1 reply)

And then he immediately died, without any further development, without explaining his behavior, and without any context. The end. /s

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 200d

To be fair a lot of people did. Even the Succulent Chinese Meal guy.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 200d

wait what

shittydwarf@piefed.social · 50 pts · 200d (8 replies)

When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe's death

Klear@quokk.au · 21 pts · 200d

Exactly, Harambe was a symptom, not the cause.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 200d (4 replies)

You Berenstein universers are messing up what used to be a perfectly nice Berenstain timeline

Drusas@fedia.io · 8 pts · 200d (3 replies)

No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!

SARGE@startrek.website · 8 pts · 200d (2 replies)
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Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 200d

Seriously, I hope no one invited them.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d

Waaaaait a minute, wasn't it Bearenstein? Did it double Mandela effect or did everyone in the thread just follow one mispelling? It contained a pun on "bear" right?

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 200d (1 reply)

It was the choice of Berenstein's Gate

Sabata11792@ani.social · 3 pts · 200d

El psy kongroo

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 200d (2 replies)

We'd already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 200d (1 reply)

::sigh:: I know what you mean, Vern.

slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 200d

Rest in Power, James.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 200d

Me: Fuck! Has it been that long??!!

Doctor: I'm afraid it's been ten years.

hoss@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 200d

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 200d

Harambe was our anchor being.

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Anybody else on sync get images that just won't load sometimes?

shittydwarf@piefed.social · 5 pts · 200d

This happens for me sometimes on Voyager, I wonder if some are getting caught in VPN content filters or something

r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 200d (2 replies)

One gunman misses his shot and causes all this chaos 😔

Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 200d (1 reply)

You mean John Hinkley Jr's attempt on Reagan, right?

r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 200d

I guess two gunman then 🤷

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 200d

Shouldn't have mentioned him, you know that's why they killed him, you caused this.

mrslt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d

This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.

slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 200d

I don’t think they needed to kill Harambe. Even just to avoid the memers his life should have been spared.

Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 200d

I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.

Floodedwomb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d

You're all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.