c/lemmyshitpost · by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 210dI'm not gonna be part of your system 584 points · 38 comments · view on lemmy.world
38 Comments
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 58 pts · 210d
My dad’s not a phone!
papalonian@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 210d
I came here to make the exact same reference, afraid it would be too far a stretch for anyone to make the connection.
snooggums@piefed.world · 25 pts · 210d
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
papalonian@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 210d
You can't buy me, HOT DOG MAN
jakemehoff11@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 210d
I'M AN ADULT!
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 210d
WHATCHU THINK, I'M STUPID?!?!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 210d
Wave that poison in someone else's face!
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 209d
Time to look this up
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 5 pts · 209d
OK that was good
papalonian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d
"threw it on the ground" - Lonely Island
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 210d
First thing I thought of, so there are at least three people here weird enough to.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 210d
But those phonies had a taser!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 210d
Fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d
engywook@programming.dev · 20 pts · 210d
Reduce, Refuse, Recycle
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 209d
The moral of the story is, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM.
Randelung@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d
GROUND!
SuperEars@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 210d
Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!
Thats a deal of the century!
db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 210d
5500/month storage fee
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 209d
Rent really does destroy the world.
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d
Sounds a bit like camping. I love camping!
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 210d
Please properly compost me.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 210d
I've never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 209d
I'm an adult!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 210d
Fight the power!
thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 210d
POV you're Russian and working close to the Kremlin.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 209d
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!"
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d
I insist on being stored in a white plastic sack!
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 209d
Refuse! Resist!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 209d
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 209d
Yeah I prefer latex myself. I will not be answering questions.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d
I just saw that picture yesterday from Iran of a bunch of black body bags in a room and I really thought it was about that for a second.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
Grim
Aneb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
Isn't refuse another word for trash? You can wooosh me but the sign is correct "trash to be stored in bags"
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 209d
The meme isn’t that it’s grammatically incorrect, it’s that it can be read both ways. You’re not wrong, Walter.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 209d
Fight the power!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d
Don’t kink shame me!