They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn't work in mysterious ways. He's playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.
Either that, or he's AFK, and will come back to see how we've developed over the past 2000 years. And he'll be like "the fuck are they DOING???"
I yearn for a future in which we have mutilated angels powering the reactors that fuel our cities with their 'divine' energy. Energy that will let us invade hell in order to find some free demonic energy for more power before we go into the stars and fight the aliens.
Not a parrot, but someone was able to reconstruct an image from data they encoded into sound and taught to a starling (I think, I don't have headphones and the species isn't in the title or description XD)
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 205d
They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn't work in mysterious ways. He's playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.
Either that, or he's AFK, and will come back to see how we've developed over the past 2000 years. And he'll be like "the fuck are they DOING???"
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 204d
Jobs? To make money? To eat!? I created all this shit for you to eat. For free! You enslaved yourselves!
TheBat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 204d
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 204d
Yes
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 204d
Fun fact: that's pretty much exactly what the bible says is happening.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 204d
Darkness343@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 204d
I yearn for a future in which we have mutilated angels powering the reactors that fuel our cities with their 'divine' energy. Energy that will let us invade hell in order to find some free demonic energy for more power before we go into the stars and fight the aliens.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
Drill, baby, drill!
Darkness343@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
Demonic and angelic essence are more powerful than the remains of the ancient dragons.
It'll be enough to help us venture into the stars before we properly control fusion
Twoafros@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 205d
Skin of a pig??
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 205d
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10313609/
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 204d
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 204d
TIHI
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d
Not an insult. Your skin smells nice and porky today btw.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 204d
As a point of pedantry, humans can't have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.
Edit: Maybe this is actually a fun fact, idk sometimes
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 204d
It's able to make some insanely detailed sound
Not a parrot, but someone was able to reconstruct an image from data they encoded into sound and taught to a starling (I think, I don't have headphones and the species isn't in the title or description XD)
https://youtu.be/hCQCP-5g5bo
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 204d
Me! Its me they are talking about.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 204d
And the morals of a seagull
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
If pigs could fly they would steal your fud doood.
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d
Literally World Box. You get achievements for raining down 10 meteors or something.
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 205d
Before I got to dolphin I went "jesus christ that sounds monstruous!"
Had me in the first 3/4ths NGL.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
That's not fair for the global majority, but I see where you're coming from.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
Wheels-within-wheels-and-eyes-all-over just applauds this perfectly normal phenomenon. Guess it sees things differently.