The original bunker is packed floor-to-ceiling with Epstein Files, gotta build a new one in case the villagers show up with their torches and pitchforks.
Vault Tec bullshit for the nuclear war he intends to create. Though the people saying its an epstein cave are probably onto something. Maybe he's planning to make Maxwell the Pedophilia Czar.
If he's really building a nuclear bunker, then it's pretty much a confirmation that he'll not be leaving office in 2028.
It'll not be finished before 2027. There's no way he's building a bunker to potentially use within a maximum time frame of 2 years.
Not to mention it's another sign that his administration is preparing for a war involving nuclear weapons. Which nobody but the USA is capable of igniting. So, yeah... Great times ahead.
There’s an investigative video on YouTube somewhere, with a girl going over the contractors there and their many connections to building data centers. Other oddities too, but the leading idea there is: it’s a data center.
Risk of foreign interception of data, cable cutting or just general EMP stuff. I'd personally like my data inside my house hardwired, and some stuff is, but I can't really afford that much space. It's a no brainer to do the same with super sensitive information.
Knowing it's there doesn't mean much if you can't access it. They aren't going to have a public terminal in the street linked to it. They can also just wipe it from their own office and it reduces chances of leaks/whistleblowing.
Being hard wired to it and having it air gapped and only accessible from the white house itself is a huge advantage.
having a small nuclear powered data center/bunker with bleeding edge tech bellow the white house could allow for quite a bit of fascistic fuckery.
just a few scifi ideas that are based off of game theory, anecdotal pattern recognition of current known facts, fictional happenings, history, and human instinct.
trump is going to die soon(ish). his health is ailing, however his image is just too important to his followers. and so if he dies it would be nice to have a "backup copy" that they can wheel out every now and again. kind of like what the enclave did in fallout 3. that would not be its only function, but it would likely be used to identify and sort a laundry list of enemies and allies, manipulate markets, minds, and control AI powered machines of war, long after many or most loyalists defect to the other side once they realize they are cooked with the rest of us. or die.
it would also be nice in case of an attack or sabotage to have a "fool proof" back up AI command center to keep what control it can. and provide information and recommendations for continued control after the adminstration members die, defect. etc.
the issue with AI for most people is that you hand off your information to a third party and have to remain within their guidelines of usage. this cuts out that middle man and allows usage on the adminstrations terms, without the possibility of leaks or tampering with outcomes.
if we wanted to get super scifi we could also assume its some kind of "immortality" machine for trump. he knows hes dying, so maybe he wants to literally copy what remains of conciousness instead of having a less colourful AI copy that bases its interpretation of his ideas on clips and articles about him, and more so a direct copy of his mind.
all i know is that they are doing human tests with neuralink on people they take from alagator auschwitz, which is about a 40 minute drive from the miami based university where some of the major testing is done. the concentration camp is missing thousands of records of its prisoners who were previously know to be kept there, but have since vanished.
the data center could be used potentially as system of control for those who have neuralink, or it could be used to copy the minds of those who have one, and uplink their memories or personalities. with one master profile dictating amongst the "nodes", which could very likely be trump.
one of the major issues the oligarchs and billionaires have besides dying in a normal human life span is maintaining control of their security detail in the event of an "apocolyptic" scenerio, in the safety of their bunkers. it could come down to "hey, you want to live in the luxury bunker and protect me and mine? well, first you gotta get chipped. youll be able to control electronics with your mind, access the entire internet at any point, know every language and fact you may ever want. however, you will never ever be able to betray me, and i can, at any point i choose, control you with my master profile"
there are some people who will take that choice as obvious. either live in relative luxury in comfort, or die with the remainder of humanity.
they wish to end the world and recreate it in their own image. and they cant handle not being there to see it through. so they will sacrifice billions for a chance to become what they view as a god like being, rather than take a chance that a real one exists and would punish them for their crimes after death. their egos wont allow them to be anything less than ever present, and seemingly omnipotent. even if there is an absence of a "god" in our universe, the infinite darkness of non existence or control of their passing memory from the anals of time, is something narcissistic pyschopaths and sociopaths take a deep opposition to. to say the least.
every human wonders if god is real, some just arent willing to risk finding out if they dont have to.
or maybe its just a really nice bunker for him to molest children in, live in luxry, and eventually shoot himself in when the revolution comes knocking. who knows.
he'll need someplace to bullshit his followers from absolute safety once the surface no longer is safe for him. he would rather die and kill others than face repercussions for the crimes hes commited. just like hitler.
MechaTrump, trained on his own speeches (the actual transcripts, not the stuff in the teleprompter) and Xitter/Truth Social posts, will be:
Constantly flushing toilets
Attacking wind turbines ("it's not tilting!")
Insisting that McDonald's be delivered, even though it doesn't eat
Ordering and "consuming" an endless stream of Diet Cokes that it insists can on be served by the can (it in fact has a button on its head, "Diet Coke Me" that it presses constantly)
Yelling at anyone it sees with brown-ish skin
Running up to any and all podiums to speak incoherent nonsense
When handed a roll of paper towels, it will throw them into a crowd
I can't but think about that movie where a guy sells his house, but he actually built a secret apartment underground with access to the house and he creeps around.
Maybe that's Trump's plan: a secret house under the WH where he can live and hide with access to the WH because no matter what happens: it should be HIS!
It's just a replacement for the bunker that was destroyed and it will be a highly tech heavy bunker that's all. Of all the idiocy going on fixing one thing that he broke is minor.
This guy seems to think he's going to be around for longer than 3 more years. Old man time seems bound to veto that if the constitution's plain language amendment is dishonored, which would be a stretch even for them.
They could go prez as vp then have the prez stand down or something stupid like that. Prez will be so far gone mentally the party will be able to run the joint, as they are now but moreso.
Yeah ok buddy, build a dance hall and underground bunker, as you fall asleep at televised meetings and lose your mind.
I wonder if their pick will get the nomination though. Unlike the democrats, the republicans have a lot of ambitious people. They will be knifing each other to get their own guys in there. Might be the last chance to beat them if we had a good candidate, which we won't apparently.
Excuse me. How many nuclear weapons the other countries have pointed at the White House, exactly? ...never mind, that's top secret intel or something. But since the answer likely is "more than 1", I'm not sure why they're doing this, unless Trump is stupid or something.
Anyway, isn't the current US national emergency procedure basically "if the POTUS is in the White House, get him pretty much anywhere else but the White House"? You know, the whole deal with the Air Force One and the Nuclear Football and all that nonsense? ...actually, I think Trump is just stupid or something
If you think about trying to mitigate the threats today and the threats for tomorrow, you’re really talking about emerging technologies, emerging infrastructure...
And an emerging will of the people to Marie Antoinette you
So, hear me out. He has these balls and invites all the different world leaders (that will come). Then they have a cloning machine down in the basement. Take people and swap them out.
No, but really, I bet you won't be able to say a word in that ballroom that won't be recorded.
98 Comments
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 229 pts · 225d
Building the bunker where he's gonna shoot himself?
HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 108 pts · 225d
The Epstein commemorative suicide bunker
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 224d
"EPSTEIN last stand"
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 224d
Maybe they can convert it to a septic holding tank if we ever get out of this.
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 225d
How do we help fund this???
imrighthere@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 225d
You're already paying for it all. With your money and your lives.
Ooops@feddit.org · 5 pts · 225d
That's creative way of USdefaultism for once...
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 225d
He got a bunch of people to pay him millions in bribes to cover the cost...
And then he kept the money, and charged it to the American people.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 224d
Oh man I fucking wish
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 224d
TRUMP unlike hitler is afraid of guns. hes also to narcissitic to kill himself, he will probably use people around him as a human shield first.
nulluser@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 225d
So, what I'm reading is that they're currently unprotected.
zib@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 225d
And they apparently expect to need that protection.
village604@adultswim.fan · 16 pts · 225d
I'm pretty sure there's been a presidential bunker since like 1945.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 225d
If I remember correctly, it was demolished along with the wing above it in order to build his "ballroom". Now they're rebuilding it.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 225d
The original bunker is packed floor-to-ceiling with Epstein Files, gotta build a new one in case the villagers show up with their torches and pitchforks.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 224d
Simpsons did it
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 224d
Well... I highly doubt that. I expect the issue is that the current accommodations don't feature enough gold plating.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
They took out all the monster cables?
ceenote@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 225d
I'm sure the white house has several secret installations, and this will be the dumbest one.
AbidanYre@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 225d
Also the tackiest.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 24 pts · 225d
It’s also going to smell the worst.
reddig33@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 225d
There will be big gold script lettering on it that says “𝒮ℯ𝒸𝓇ℯ𝓉 ℐ𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃”.
SARGE@startrek.website · 9 pts · 225d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 224d
It was actually Britain that burned the white house.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 225d
Top Secret = I found out about it browsing Lemmy.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 225d
Top secret = exactly where the last one was
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 225d
Honestly, are you surprised that this administration can’t keep a secret?
Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d
It's either Lemmy or War Thunder forums
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 225d
War Thunder will have the blueprints.
elvith@feddit.org · 4 pts · 225d
And probably all that, because of a single nerd complaining that they used the wrong size of a rivet in a single location...
SGGeorwell@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 225d
Führerbunker
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 225d
Stocked with 1 luger and a single bullet?
gnutrino@programming.dev · 14 pts · 225d
I wouldn't trust him not to miss tbh
SARGE@startrek.website · 2 pts · 225d
Maeve@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 225d
🙏
Drusas@fedia.io · 28 pts · 224d
lol, coward
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 224d
He claims he was just "inspecting" it.
Everyone else knows he probably pissed his diaper.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 224d
Vault Tec bullshit for the nuclear war he intends to create. Though the people saying its an epstein cave are probably onto something. Maybe he's planning to make Maxwell the Pedophilia Czar.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 225d
If he's really building a nuclear bunker, then it's pretty much a confirmation that he'll not be leaving office in 2028.
It'll not be finished before 2027. There's no way he's building a bunker to potentially use within a maximum time frame of 2 years.
Not to mention it's another sign that his administration is preparing for a war involving nuclear weapons. Which nobody but the USA is capable of igniting. So, yeah... Great times ahead.
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 225d
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 224d
I'm sure Trump thinks that's the plan. I saw to doubt it will come to anything because like much of his ideas they're not really based on reality.
If he had any brains at all he would be doing all of this in the background, while being a semi-competent politician.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 24 pts · 224d
The real pedo dungeon, unlike the fictitious one under the pizza parlor.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 22 pts · 224d
Top secret? Then why are we reading about it? (I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this floating around a few weeks now)
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 224d
There’s an investigative video on YouTube somewhere, with a girl going over the contractors there and their many connections to building data centers. Other oddities too, but the leading idea there is: it’s a data center.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
World's largest CSAM library
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 224d
I decided, “you know what, People of The Internet, I’ll find the video for you.”
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vy7_HRLWWR4
Vorticity@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 224d
I think the article is junk but, it's possible to have something whose existence is not top secret but whose details are.
FLP22012005@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
That could be incompetence.
echodot@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 224d
You know what with this administration I can completely believe that this was supposed to be top secret.
saimen@feddit.org · 19 pts · 224d
Führerbunker?
cecilkorik@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 225d
Do any of bunker doors also lock from the outside? Asking for a friend.
notabot@piefed.social · 19 pts · 225d
Most of them will if you're fast enough with a welder.
brianary@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 225d
Weld quickly first so you have time for the cement to cure.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 224d
A nice bunker for him and Eva.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 225d
Where da pizzagate people at?
discocactus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 225d
Trump Isn’t Building a Ballroom - The Drey Dossier https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/trump-isnt-building-a-ballroom
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 1 pts · 224d
If you been believe these ten stupid made up things the rest is easy.
discocactus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d
Keep in mind the comment I replied to.
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 225d
I saw a compelling theory that it's a data center
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 225d
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d
IIRC it may be about avoiding oversight/keeping it tightly classified behind executive privilege.
Here's the video if you're curious.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 225d
IIRC it's the military AI "next generation of war" stuff.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 225d
Artificial Intelligence is better than no intelligence at all, right?
Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Risk of foreign interception of data, cable cutting or just general EMP stuff. I'd personally like my data inside my house hardwired, and some stuff is, but I can't really afford that much space. It's a no brainer to do the same with super sensitive information.
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 225d
Yeah, this is my exact problem with the data centre theory.
If you're going to keep a whole lot of incriminating data, right where everyone can see it is just about the worst place possible.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Knowing it's there doesn't mean much if you can't access it. They aren't going to have a public terminal in the street linked to it. They can also just wipe it from their own office and it reduces chances of leaks/whistleblowing.
Being hard wired to it and having it air gapped and only accessible from the white house itself is a huge advantage.
Alloi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
having a small nuclear powered data center/bunker with bleeding edge tech bellow the white house could allow for quite a bit of fascistic fuckery.
just a few scifi ideas that are based off of game theory, anecdotal pattern recognition of current known facts, fictional happenings, history, and human instinct.
trump is going to die soon(ish). his health is ailing, however his image is just too important to his followers. and so if he dies it would be nice to have a "backup copy" that they can wheel out every now and again. kind of like what the enclave did in fallout 3. that would not be its only function, but it would likely be used to identify and sort a laundry list of enemies and allies, manipulate markets, minds, and control AI powered machines of war, long after many or most loyalists defect to the other side once they realize they are cooked with the rest of us. or die.
it would also be nice in case of an attack or sabotage to have a "fool proof" back up AI command center to keep what control it can. and provide information and recommendations for continued control after the adminstration members die, defect. etc.
the issue with AI for most people is that you hand off your information to a third party and have to remain within their guidelines of usage. this cuts out that middle man and allows usage on the adminstrations terms, without the possibility of leaks or tampering with outcomes.
if we wanted to get super scifi we could also assume its some kind of "immortality" machine for trump. he knows hes dying, so maybe he wants to literally copy what remains of conciousness instead of having a less colourful AI copy that bases its interpretation of his ideas on clips and articles about him, and more so a direct copy of his mind.
all i know is that they are doing human tests with neuralink on people they take from alagator auschwitz, which is about a 40 minute drive from the miami based university where some of the major testing is done. the concentration camp is missing thousands of records of its prisoners who were previously know to be kept there, but have since vanished.
the data center could be used potentially as system of control for those who have neuralink, or it could be used to copy the minds of those who have one, and uplink their memories or personalities. with one master profile dictating amongst the "nodes", which could very likely be trump.
one of the major issues the oligarchs and billionaires have besides dying in a normal human life span is maintaining control of their security detail in the event of an "apocolyptic" scenerio, in the safety of their bunkers. it could come down to "hey, you want to live in the luxury bunker and protect me and mine? well, first you gotta get chipped. youll be able to control electronics with your mind, access the entire internet at any point, know every language and fact you may ever want. however, you will never ever be able to betray me, and i can, at any point i choose, control you with my master profile"
there are some people who will take that choice as obvious. either live in relative luxury in comfort, or die with the remainder of humanity.
they wish to end the world and recreate it in their own image. and they cant handle not being there to see it through. so they will sacrifice billions for a chance to become what they view as a god like being, rather than take a chance that a real one exists and would punish them for their crimes after death. their egos wont allow them to be anything less than ever present, and seemingly omnipotent. even if there is an absence of a "god" in our universe, the infinite darkness of non existence or control of their passing memory from the anals of time, is something narcissistic pyschopaths and sociopaths take a deep opposition to. to say the least.
every human wonders if god is real, some just arent willing to risk finding out if they dont have to.
or maybe its just a really nice bunker for him to molest children in, live in luxry, and eventually shoot himself in when the revolution comes knocking. who knows.
he'll need someplace to bullshit his followers from absolute safety once the surface no longer is safe for him. he would rather die and kill others than face repercussions for the crimes hes commited. just like hitler.
riskable@programming.dev · 2 pts · 225d
MechaTrump, trained on his own speeches (the actual transcripts, not the stuff in the teleprompter) and Xitter/Truth Social posts, will be:
wavebeam@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
Alloi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
"Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
matlag@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 224d
I can't but think about that movie where a guy sells his house, but he actually built a secret apartment underground with access to the house and he creeps around.
Maybe that's Trump's plan: a secret house under the WH where he can live and hide with access to the WH because no matter what happens: it should be HIS!
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
What movie is that?
matlag@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 224d
Hiding it because it's a spoiler:
::: spoiler divulgâche ___The intruder (2019) :::
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 224d
"highly controversial"
Oh, FFS. 🙄
FrederikNJS@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 224d
I saw this YouTube video recently that puts out a bit of evidence that it's not a ballroom, but instead a datacenter:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbJ4ilDvGyc
To me at least, all the clues match perfectly.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 224d
Meh, between the billionaire tech bros and the NSA, there's absolutely no point in building a data center there.
ghen@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 224d
It's just a replacement for the bunker that was destroyed and it will be a highly tech heavy bunker that's all. Of all the idiocy going on fixing one thing that he broke is minor.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 225d
Epstein goon cave?
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 225d
I know what that is.
It's just a bunker where he will eventually blow his own brains out.
We've seen this story unfold before.
green_red_black@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 225d
hector@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 225d
Probably setting up gas vents to, nevermind.
blattrules@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d
Is it a trophy room where he’s going to put the trophies he’s taken from other people?
hector@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 225d
This guy seems to think he's going to be around for longer than 3 more years. Old man time seems bound to veto that if the constitution's plain language amendment is dishonored, which would be a stretch even for them.
They could go prez as vp then have the prez stand down or something stupid like that. Prez will be so far gone mentally the party will be able to run the joint, as they are now but moreso.
Yeah ok buddy, build a dance hall and underground bunker, as you fall asleep at televised meetings and lose your mind.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 225d
My bet is that he will try to have one of his sons run for president, so he can tell him what to do, and name more buildings.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
The heritage foundation, Isreal and Thiel, MusK and Ellison will groom a replacement
hector@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 225d
I wonder if their pick will get the nomination though. Unlike the democrats, the republicans have a lot of ambitious people. They will be knifing each other to get their own guys in there. Might be the last chance to beat them if we had a good candidate, which we won't apparently.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 224d
News just in: unsubstantiated rumours being presented as facts
More at 11
tehn00bi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
So that theory about it being all for a major underground bunker for a data center might be true?
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 224d
Nah he accidentally destroyed the last bunker when he tore down the east wing and now suddenly realizes he needs to replace it.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
I read somewhere that the firm building this "ballroom" has a history of building data centers for Israel.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 224d
Could be simple corruption.
Ancalagon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
Rape more kids gazebo. Pretty standard stuff when you don't hold leaders accountable.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 224d
It's so top secret it's on some weird news blog.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 225d
So. Emergency bunker under the White House.
Excuse me. How many nuclear weapons the other countries have pointed at the White House, exactly? ...never mind, that's top secret intel or something. But since the answer likely is "more than 1", I'm not sure why they're doing this, unless Trump is stupid or something.
Anyway, isn't the current US national emergency procedure basically "if the POTUS is in the White House, get him pretty much anywhere else but the White House"? You know, the whole deal with the Air Force One and the Nuclear Football and all that nonsense? ...actually, I think Trump is just stupid or something
merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 224d
And an emerging will of the people to Marie Antoinette you
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 225d
Don't forget the ditch to burn your corpse in afterwards, bunker boy
AccoSpoot@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 225d
Sex tunnels.
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
Inspired by HH Holmes?
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
Digging his own grave?
20cello@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
So secret it's in the news
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
So, hear me out. He has these balls and invites all the different world leaders (that will come). Then they have a cloning machine down in the basement. Take people and swap them out.
No, but really, I bet you won't be able to say a word in that ballroom that won't be recorded.
bagsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
Did deeper old man, it wont matter. The reaper will still find your racist, child raping, old ass.
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Ai data center.
Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 225d
It will be a data centre.