I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don't think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
Worst part is that he only wanted it to fake medical procedures as reinforcement for his Clark Kent persona. This was when he was in school (iirc, i read the comic from my fathers collection as a child) so couldnt possibly have gotten any qualifications for sedation yet
Edit: I think it was golden age supes, iirc he also faked bad eyesight and a broken arm in the same comic. Anyone else knows which story Im recalling? Which one was it? He was planning to send a robot for any later dentistry appointments which lacked the tooth
Because Reddit has no sense of humor, and should the case be this person actually doesn't know reddit chooses to be dicks instead of helpful? Nah. I reported Reddit for the pedophilia pictures found on there daily and left anyway. The mods pretend to be gods, the site is run by a CEO who is a pedo, and it is just a trash site. Even honest questions get you banned. Asking why you got banned gets you site wide banned. I can keep going but the bottom line is this was not a valid ban reason.
Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
The second she gets a suntan the kid'll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him..
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Okokimup@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 232d
I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don't think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 91 pts · 232d
Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 45 pts · 232d
"Oh no, aaagh, now I'm vulnerable to small arms fire!"
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 232d
In hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.
Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 232d
When he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist
nomy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 232d
That seems incredibly unsafe, is Supes qualified to administer the gas?
Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 232d
Worst part is that he only wanted it to fake medical procedures as reinforcement for his Clark Kent persona. This was when he was in school (iirc, i read the comic from my fathers collection as a child) so couldnt possibly have gotten any qualifications for sedation yet
Edit: I think it was golden age supes, iirc he also faked bad eyesight and a broken arm in the same comic. Anyone else knows which story Im recalling? Which one was it? He was planning to send a robot for any later dentistry appointments which lacked the tooth
toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 232d
Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 75 pts · 232d
Saying something is your weakness is common to say it's something you enjoy so much you can't help yourself.
lath@piefed.social · 26 pts · 232d
Forbidden pleasure that you're too weak to hold back from.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 232d
Wouldn't it be you who's using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?
4am@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 232d
I mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 232d
They're not good for you, and I can eat a family size bag without stopping. So yeah, they make my resolve weak and lead to premature death.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 232d
And you eat the bag without stopping because you really like them.. So clearly she understood exactly what you meant.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 232d
She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.
hoppolito@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 232d
oh like, literally hitting?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 232d
Nah, getting him weak to make her move
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 11 pts · 232d
You now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 232d
Damnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.
FluorineBalloon@programming.dev · 4 pts · 232d
That... That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of... The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 232d
I see. A nemesis who waits to strike from the shadowy future.
I won't stand for it! I'll stop you before you even start, Procrastinator!
GaMEChld@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 232d
Maybe they did understand and just wanted you to die.
gustofwind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d
The average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way
unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works · 59 pts · 232d
As always, there is an XKCD for this (#3123, Cannon)
Title Text: Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles’ heel was his heel.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 232d
It’s actually fanon if fans are developing the lore rather than the original creators.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 232d
The original original meaning of canon was "measuring rod" or "straight stick," tho.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 232d
Is this why they call big boom sticks cannons?
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 43 pts · 232d
It was posted to Peter Explains The Joke and the poster was banned for it.
(The blacked out area is an ad)
Justifier@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 232d
If you're on Android, check out RedReader
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someguy3@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 232d
But what is Achille's Achille's heel?
deHaga@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 232d
Mummy issues
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 232d
Same as Odysseus
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 232d
His brotherly love for Patrocles, obv.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 232d
Kryptonite.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 232d
Superman has never died from Kryptonite but he has died from getting punched in the face by a big dude with boney hands.
Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 232d
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_Vol_1_149
mental_block@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 232d
The answer is Magic!
OmegaPerseidTwitch@piefed.social · 11 pts · 232d
I know the person was either actually dumb, or trolling, but reddit really bams people for nothing. That's why I'm here not there.
hayvan@piefed.world · 19 pts · 232d
This one seems to be bammed for a valid reason though.
OmegaPerseidTwitch@piefed.social · 5 pts · 232d
Because Reddit has no sense of humor, and should the case be this person actually doesn't know reddit chooses to be dicks instead of helpful? Nah. I reported Reddit for the pedophilia pictures found on there daily and left anyway. The mods pretend to be gods, the site is run by a CEO who is a pedo, and it is just a trash site. Even honest questions get you banned. Asking why you got banned gets you site wide banned. I can keep going but the bottom line is this was not a valid ban reason.
guy@piefed.social · 23 pts · 232d
I think the banning was hilarious and a sign of humour
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 232d
And also not banned by reddit but a mod of the specific subreddit.
Also is it a legit ban or just a comment? I haven't seen this version of the reddit UI before
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 231d
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 232d
Turns out it's actually just sodomy. Sodomy is Superman's kryptonite.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 232d
Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
The second she gets a suntan the kid'll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him..
Murdoc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 232d
Ugh. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 232d
… well, there’s his cousin for one…
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
That would solve the cat problem
wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 232d
Pink kryptonite
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 231d
Lana, these crabs this time were not my fault, this whole place is
You were going to say lousy with them
I was, until I realized that’s
Where the expression comes from
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 232d
Batman
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d
Bad writers.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
Lex: It's called...Kryptonite.