Every child knows they done right when they finally have a parent lose it over their lame slang. I know I was proud of myself when my mom did the same.
The twist though is she picked it up, thinking it was cool, and now still uses it decades later. So, she won there in the long run.
35 Comments
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 101 pts · 214d
This gal is all kinds of fucked up... charge your fuckin phone! Clear your fuckin unread messages! How do people live like that?
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 57 pts · 214d
Too busy thinking about ass to care
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 214d
i think you need to chill man, some people just take it to the limit, some people say Fhqwhgads
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 11 pts · 214d
everybody to the limit
BlueKey@fedia.io · 5 pts · 214d
I opened this post to mention the charginglevel. Good that I'm not the only one.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 214d
It’s done on purpose and is colloquially referred to as ‘rage bating’
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 214d
Once I started receiving like 300 emails a day like 15 years ago, I stopped caring about marking emails as read. Texts though...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d
And wash your dang hands
natecox@programming.dev · 72 pts · 214d
My existence proves you can give birth to a half-assed baby.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 214d
Damn, you okay?
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 42 pts · 214d
Just a lil crooked when he sits
natecox@programming.dev · 16 pts · 214d
As long as it doesn’t require much effort.
0ops@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 214d
I was gonna say, I resemble that remark!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 214d
Were you born with half an ass or did you have half removed?
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 28 pts · 214d
I think I have to side with mom on this one
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 214d
Momma's got a whole ass of attitude.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 214d
A no shit whole ass attitude.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 214d
"I regret to inform you that your child was born with only half an ass."
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 214d
It's the Antichrist, since it can't turn the other cheek
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 214d
Was it the Caesarean?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d
When he farts it sounds like kshhhhh
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 214d
Okay, but the real question is: Did she give birth to a whole-ass baby or a whole ass-baby?
hubobes@piefed.europe.pub · 11 pts · 214d
https://xkcd.com/37
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 17 pts · 214d
Every child knows they done right when they finally have a parent lose it over their lame slang. I know I was proud of myself when my mom did the same.
The twist though is she picked it up, thinking it was cool, and now still uses it decades later. So, she won there in the long run.
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d
It's like what happened to Facebook, now it's boomers everywhere.
violentfart@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 214d
Full beans. Whole ass. Maximum effort.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 214d
Getting chastised for language by your mom like this and having 113 unread texts is so on point.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 214d
Yes. Half-assed baby.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d
People putting zero thought into their vocabulary and just parroting popular phrases is also my pet peeve
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 214d
My kid is pretty half ass
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 214d
I feel like maybe somebody needs to say it - guys, that's not how babies are made.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 214d
Ain't gonna stop me from tryin
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d
Wym, I have whole ass-babies every day.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 214d
Just tell them 'No, your sister is having a half assed baby just like you would. '
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 214d
One of my kids was born with a crooked ass, but it straightened out after she started walking. She still has different size feet though.