Follow the rules!

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superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 110 pts · 192d (4 replies)

As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart

yaroto98@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 192d (1 reply)

As former QA I also agree with this chart.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 192d

As a designer who turned into a developer, had to do minor server stuff, manage my own freelance projects and debug it all…

I quit and started working in old cars and handyman stuff. Not a Luddite, but fuck marketing, temporarily organizing pixels, and spying on users for pennies.

shadshack@feddit.online · 35 pts · 192d

As a current sysadmin I concur.

Mellow12@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d

Sysadmin 4 Life.

realitista@lemmus.org · 47 pts · 192d

As a former sysadmin, I approve this message.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 192d

Sysadmins for the win!

Yup. It's perfect.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 192d (1 reply)

This image is older than current CS students

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 191d

My 2026 update after the industry wide layoffs over the past couple years and continues with ai over leveraged taking more down with it would be sysadmin replaced with DevOps, qa and designer replaced with developer, and throw some infosec theater on at the end.

OR3X@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 191d (9 replies)

As a network admin, the sysadmins are a bunch of fucking monkeys.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 191d (7 replies)

Don't be jealous just because we can do your job as well as our own.

SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 191d (3 replies)

even the AV guys can do network these days

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Yeah they are great at getting the vlan access just right. Right?

SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d

juuuuuussstttttttt r- oh fuck its gone.

its always (m)DNS

Magnum@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 191d

The cleaning lady runs the network at our company.

OR3X@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Pretty sure you got that backwards, bud. Everytime there's a problem the sysadmins can't solve they immediately blame it on the network. Then we gotta dig out our sysadmin hats and fix it for them.

9bananas@feddit.org · 12 pts · 191d

probably highly dependent on your work environment:

it's the exact opposite at our office...

  • mail service goes down
  • dafuq.jpeg
  • check icmp; no ping
  • was there an update, patch or something? ...nope?
  • check with network: did you guys change anything?
  • oh yeah, new network config!

head>desk

dbtng@eviltoast.org · 3 pts · 191d

It's DNS.

Mellow12@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d

As a Sysadmin the network admins are constantly breaking our comms, so fuck is both, right?

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Doesn't look like project managers come off good to anyone, then. Even themselves.

regedit@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 191d

Cause their one good generative AI prompt from being replaced!

khanh@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 191d (2 replies)

I love how designers are seen as infants twice (and a monkey once)

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 191d

and as evil megalomaniac once

SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 8 pts · 191d

I have found they are the most likely to have lower computer literacy than they need to be for their job. It's not optional, no SysAdmin should have to babysit someone.

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 191d (2 replies)

As a former sysadmin, this is correct.

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 191d

My dad’s a sysadmin, this is definitely correct.

ITGuyLevi@programming.dev · 3 pts · 191d

As a current one I concur.

Zannsolo@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 191d

Top left should be a clown, source I'm a developer.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 192d (13 replies)

Its true.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 192d (12 replies)

IT is true

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 192d (11 replies)

Sysadmins don't give a fuck about the lesser disciplines.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 192d (10 replies)

Yes, but can you tell me what “IT” stands for?

mech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 191d

Involuntary Twitching?

regedit@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Itchy Taint, if you're me!

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d

tea tree soap helps with that

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d (5 replies)

Can you? I've been a sysadmin for thirty years. Guess.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d (4 replies)

What does it stand for? What doesn't it stand for?

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 191d

Unexpected IT Crowd.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 191d

MehBlah@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 191d (1 reply)

I have no idea what you are on about. I don't care either. You have said less than nothing and I'm gonna ignore you from now on. You seem like management. Full of shit.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d

Yes, yes I can see what you're getting at. But the specific letters: “I” “T”, what do they stand for?

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 190d

It stands for, it stands for commitment. It stands for audacity. It stands for courage in the face of-

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 191d (5 replies)

In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.

mech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 191d (3 replies)

And how do you see yourself?

wabafee@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 191d (2 replies)

I guess a corporate slave /s

Bosht@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d

No need for the /s brother. We are all wage slaves.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 191d

He's the stupid guy.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d

For the last five years I'm been the one man show. There are only five sites and around a hundred and twenty machines. Really a low effort job truth be told. I've finally got rid of all the 'managed solutions' and things rarely break as a result.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 192d

The "seen by project managers" row is so accurate it hurts. It needs to be updated with a caption that reads "chatGPT please tell me how to replace this person with a subscription".

JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 191d (1 reply)

As long as we can all agree users are the worst

Agent641@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 191d

I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 192d

I know one of the people in this chart, small web

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 192d (6 replies)

High pixel version?

AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 192d (3 replies)

Nah you get lower pixel version

9324

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 191d

You must be a sys admin. I used to be and that was my first instinct.

regedit@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Need to stop reading lemmy in the morning before my wife gets up so I stop waking her from laughter!

AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 190d

You're welcome

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d (1 reply)

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 190d

jade52@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 191d

Hi I'm a designer and this image is correct.

DragonAce@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d

I was a sysadmin for decades and I can confirm this is pretty accurate.

etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 192d (4 replies)

To be fair - fuck sysadmins.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 191d

Not if we fuck you first.

SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 7 pts · 191d

While you think sysadmins are your enemy, you are you own enemy and we are just trying to save you from yourself.

JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 191d

Fine. As long as you hate the users more

regedit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 191d

As a current sysadmin, yes!

RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 191d

TIL I am a Project Manager.