Get that silicussy

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43 Comments

FaceDeer@fedia.io · 109 pts · 204d (11 replies)

And remember: if you're not running her on your own hardware she's not an AI girlfriend. She's an AI prostitute.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 204d (5 replies)

I prefer AI courtesan

mercano@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 204d (4 replies)

API call girl

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 204d

A/S/L?

(api, site domain, login credentials)

techt@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 204d

curl girl

Logical@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d

Good one

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 200d

She so restful.

doug@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 204d (2 replies)

Hmm, normally I’d suggest substituting “prostitute” with “sex worker” in an effort to stress that it’s work and help get it legalized/normalized… but considering there is no work being done here… 🤷‍♂️

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 203d (1 reply)

All the generated heat begs to differ, that there was no work being done

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d

What mass had a force exerted on it over a distance?

plyth@feddit.org · 12 pts · 203d

If you run her on your hardware she is a sex slave.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 204d

If you're running her on your hardware she's a slave, if you're running her on her hardware she can be a girlfriend

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 204d (8 replies)
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degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 50 pts · 204d (4 replies)
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gustofwind@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 204d (2 replies)

I dunno…every other arrangement seems to result in near instant death or permanent disability

AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 203d (1 reply)

Mostly that’s due to how much restructuring would need done to fix it. Not really because we’re wired in the optimal way.

The left recurrent laryngeal nerve loops down around your aorta and then right back up parallel to itself because as the heart moved away from the head in evolution, the nerve was pulled down with it.

Could you reroute this nerve and still function? Yep, it would even reduce latency and just the amount of nerve tissue needed.

So why doesn’t evolution do this? Because it can’t…probably…

In order to reroute this nerve, you’d likely have to change how your nerves and heart develop in the first place. That would take significant changes to the genome and said changes would have cascading effects on the development of other systems. You’d need to deal with those effects to keep the rest of the organism organized like it was. (Just realized is kind of reminiscent of the transfer learning problem in machine learning, huh)

Point is, your body is wired the way it is because the “tech debt” that lead to bad routing is too much for evolution to fix easily. Much easier to just deal with it duct-tape style than refactor the whole body.

There are probably many more things like this, like our retinas being “reversed” where it likely would be better the other way, but evolution can’t fix such a primary structure so easily (our retinas develop from our brains), so instead it tries its best to make do, and we get specialized glial cells to be as transparent as possible and a neocortex capable of pattern filling in blind spots.

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d

That’s a lot of words for saying we’re wired in the optimal way

Can you make a few changes? Maybe but only a few

The fact you need so much restructuring is the proof we are already optimized for what we are

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 203d

Is this better?

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 204d

Hmmm, gotta say the exploded video card is sexier.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
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Sabata11792@ani.social · 1 pts · 203d

My IRL GF:

edinbruh@feddit.it · 35 pts · 204d (4 replies)

The one on the right is hotter

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 204d

Yeah like 95°

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 204d (2 replies)

it's also more expensive

heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Not on the long run

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 204d

AI girlfriends have more in common with prostitutes than real relational girlfriends.

a real girlfriend is an investment while an AI girlfriend/prostitute is an expenditure.

in the long run, AI girlfriends are far more costly than any prostitute.

probablymissing@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 204d (1 reply)

silicussy

straight to jail

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d

Would you prefer clankussy? robussy?

Hond@piefed.social · 24 pts · 204d

I run my GPU at ~37 C for reasons.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 204d

Hot.

officermike@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 204d

Water cooled? Squirter confirmed.

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 204d (3 replies)

How much ram do i need to get an ai girlfriend in higher resolution?

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 204d (2 replies)

More than you can afford

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 204d (1 reply)

I distinctly remember thinking last year "Sure I'd like to upgrade my ram, but $60 for a nice-to-have just seems silly."

Jesus fucking Christ I am a fool with 16GB.

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d

That is very sad. It won't be forever.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 204d

Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 204d

I date her for the RAM.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 203d (1 reply)

Is that... is that a top-of-the-line graphics card fully-populated with RAM?!

Still hot.

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 203d

It's a top of the line graphics card with the heatsink removed.

Even hotter.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d

I can fix her

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 204d

If you look on the back of your PC and see that weird hole that seems to serve no purpose? There it is.

tetranomos@awful.systems · 4 pts · 204d

is this 2006

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 204d

These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.

m3t00@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d

comes with 18+ id card

super_user_do@feddit.it · 2 pts · 203d

A marvel of technology 

rumba@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 204d

TBF, they are cheaper...