c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 215dBe direct! 432 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 55 pts · 215d
Oh yeah, but when I say "you look like you could suck the chrome off a tow hitch," I'm an asshole. 🤷♂️
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 215d
"Nice flesh prison!"
"One more word and I'll make you jailbreak"
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 215d
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 215d
Hello, fellow humans. I upvoted this very human post.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 215d
alaphic@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 215d
This reads like a list of Stephen Miller's pickup lines...
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 215d
Stephen Miller is married with three kids.
I'll let that sink in.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 215d
That honestly says more about his heinous harpy of a wife than anything else. Racists are gonna bang other racists.
alaphic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 215d
Two girls one cup.
There, now we've both named disgusting, shitty things people have done for money 🙃
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 215d
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
An oldie but goodie
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 215d
Was thinking of nails or other tough forms of keratin on the third line, thought it was about demon horns or something before I remembered that hair is made of keratin.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 215d
I will definitely be using all of them.
spacemagick@mastodon.social · 2 pts · 214d
@ickplant
Yep, that should work.