If you have to throw punches, make sure to punch upwards.

I think this my personal golden rule.

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yesman@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 204d

Dave Chappelle is going to be big mad if he sees this.

roofuskit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 203d

“Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.” - Terry Prachett

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 204d (6 replies)

Because...?

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 204d (3 replies)

Like, if you have to be aggressive or violent, don't do it to those below you or less capable than you.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Oh metaphorically speaking, got it.

I just got confused because I'm quite tall so it seemed unfair.

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d

No, not metaphorically. What they are saying is that you have to get in there with knees and elbows when dealing with the lilliputians normal people. There are so many more of them than us they will overwhelm you if you don't take them down hard and quick.

IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 204d

They will one day be a part of our infantry and help us behead the masters that once manipulated us.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d

You can't pull off a sweet uppercut by punching down.

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 204d

You shouldn't punch children. Unless they're above you on a staircase. Theb it's fair game.

sramder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d (1 reply)

But then I need to be sitting down to punch somebody in the dick…

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d

Could do a split instead.

kubok@fedia.io · 3 pts · 204d

That's a good personal rule, sir.

Perspectivist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 204d (1 reply)

That assumes the punch-deserving party is always "upwards" from you.

becausechemistry@piefed.social · 10 pts · 204d

If you punch down, towards people that are less influential or less capable than you, someone “upward” of you is probably benefitting from the lower people fighting each other instead of themselves.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 203d (1 reply)

What if they're shorter than me?

Todd_cross@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 203d

You gotta crouch

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 203d (1 reply)
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DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 203d

Nowhere to go but up!