Grandma

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52 Comments

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 184d (16 replies)

You can say fuck on the Internet.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 184d (1 reply)

The modern internet: where β€œfuck” is censored, but fucking your grandma is not.

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 183d

Same as it ever was.

Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 184d

My virgin eyes! How could you

db2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 184d (1 reply)

It's a form of engagement bait. Downvote and block.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 7 pts · 184d

For just a moment I thought this was in reference to grandma...

hitmyspot@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 184d

Not if grandma might see it.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 184d

Not when talking about your own grandma you can't.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 183d

Jesus Christ, you can't say that here

speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 183d

I greatly prefer reading that to β€œboutta.”

Donkter@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 184d (6 replies)

You and anyone else reading this just down vote this, it's the best we can do.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 184d (3 replies)

Nah. I can do better.

LytiaNP@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 184d (2 replies)

I can do even better

MantisWaffle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 182d (1 reply)

How? Do you look for matching font and manually line it up?

LytiaNP@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 181d

I duckduckwent and searched "Can my grandma pick me up without sounding like we boutta fuck" and found an uncensored one lol

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 184d

I'm doing my job, by downvoting your comment!

wabafee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 182d

Doing my part

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 184d (4 replies)

Downvoted for the shitty censorship.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 183d (3 replies)

That's how Drew posted it!

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d

Drew can't kiss Sita with a potty mouth

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 183d

Then op should not have re-posted it.

We now live in a world of unnecessary censorship and redactions, and I disagree with it.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 183d

yeah we don't care. still don't want to see it.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 184d (2 replies)

Fuck

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Same place?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d

😜

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 184d (24 replies)

Yeah, what's with boomers and the need to add an emoji at the end if each message?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 184d (2 replies)

The singular is emojus

entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Singular and plural are the same because it's a Japanese loanword. All nouns in Japanese can be used this way, to my knowledge.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d

Nope, it's Latin. The original emojus was the dong, and could be found scrawled on every wall in Rome.

big_slap@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 184d (2 replies)

wait, that's boomer shit? 😟

kurwa@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 184d (1 reply)

😎 yeah you gotta add it to the beginning!

OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 184d

πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 184d (4 replies)

The same with millennials adding lol to the end of every sentence. Which is me I do that lol.

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 184d (1 reply)

I don't know what you mean lol

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 183d

lol right

usually I'm good with it but sometimes it just seems the most appropriate, like now lol

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 184d

My mate is technically a boomer and he puts lol and emojis at the end of his messages.

My sister is nearly a boomer yet will not use lol or emojis. However she ends every sentence with at least two x's. That's every sentence!

I still don't know which is worse.

Edit: I just remembered. My mate texted me once to tell me his brother just got diagnosed with arse cancer and ended the text with a few prayer emojis, an upside down head emoji, with a lol in-between.

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 183d

I've not used lol properly since we stopped using T9 keypad phones

TheBat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d
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timsjel@piefed.world · 8 pts · 183d (3 replies)

To real, am boomer-ish and I dont know why but there's like an itch within and I fucking can not not do that shit. Im broken for sure 😒

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Maybe it's the psychology of inferring tone from text, and not wanting to be misunderstood in a faster-paced communications medium. A shortcut to ensure the message is received with the proper intent when the engagement time has fallen drastically?

SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org · 3 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Then why are people using this bugger everywhere: πŸ˜‚

Like theyre actually laughing to tears when they see something remotely funny. I don't buy it

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 182d

It's boomer for lol and rofl

Zorque@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 184d (3 replies)

Yeah, they should emote instead >:(

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 184d (1 reply)

4nd u5e 1337 5p33k

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d

That's Gen X

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 184d

Hard agree on this one (Β΄ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯`)

yakko@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 184d (3 replies)

I don't mind that as much as the boomer thing of adding ellipses at the end of every text. Especially extra strength ellipses........ Horrid writing style

Edit: I wrote an 8-dot ellipses and Lemmy truncated it to three. I just love that.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 184d (2 replies)

Oh man, I had a boss who did that. Everything else about him was amazing, but those fucking ellipses drove me up the wall.

yakko@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Holy shit, you worked for Scott too?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d

Mine was Rob

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 184d

Who says you ain't?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 183d

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

zanyllama52@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 182d

Downvote this self-censorship fuckery into oblivion.