My only response to Discord

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22 Comments

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 188d (6 replies)

As any night club bouncer or liquor store clerk knows, ZIP code 12345 actually resolves to Schenectady, New York.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 188d (2 replies)

That's amazing, that's the same ZIP code I have on my luggage!

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 22 pts · 188d

12345? What kind of moron uses that for thier zipcode!?

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 188d

I was way off!

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 10 pts · 188d (2 replies)

Are you saying this is a fake id?

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 188d (1 reply)

It couldn't possibly be. Don't you trust a face like that?

traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 188d

Hey I smiled really well for this one.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 188d (1 reply)

Yes, Discord , my name really is just McLovin.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 188d

"Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!"

RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 37 pts · 188d (2 replies)

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 16 pts · 188d (1 reply)

Smart, six foot would have been too overboard and easily flagged.

RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 15 pts · 188d

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 188d (1 reply)

Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 188d

German Ids with their intoxicating Fraulein Musterfrau 😍

EDIT: Lol, the german wikipedia page has a female sample card with "Emine Kartal" , which is a normal female turkish name, with the suranme Kartal meaning eagle.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustermann#/media/Datei:Aufenthaltserlaubnis-Beschaeftigung_Vorderseite.JPG

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 188d

Bro why did you scan your real ID? Now everyone knows your real name is Common Sample.

Obituarykidney@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 188d

I live in Australia where this has already been rolled out. I used a sample licence they said "Sam s sample" and had a picture of Mr bean. It worked first try.

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 188d

Discord:

seathru@quokk.au · 10 pts · 188d (2 replies)

My only response was deleting my account and moving on.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 188d (1 reply)

That seems like a lot of work. I'm just not going to care at all about my account.

seathru@quokk.au · 7 pts · 188d

Well, I never actually used the account. So it was the only message I could send. It was surprisingly easy compared to most account deletion processes. Like 3 clicks. Not the worst use of a poo break.

KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 188d

5'4" and 150lbs?

Manlet in the Common family

dellish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d

Yep, that's pretty much what I'd expect a Bro haircut to look like /s