Man, based on that list, I (and probably most people these days) suck at satisfying / engaging with my primal instincts. Eating lots of food is definitely an instinct, too, but that's a bit of an issue when getting high calourie food is easy and most of us are sitting on our asses all day.
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eleijeep@piefed.social · 37 pts · 207d
*chock full
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 207d
Saw that. Looked it up in case it was me who had been misusing it my entire life (fortunately, i had not) but the etymology was interesting.
Pretty sure they didn’t have push lawnmowers like we do, what else has a choke?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 207d
a pre-heimlich esophagus.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 207d
Equivalent of "stuffed to the gills"
fartographer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 207d
Speak for yourself. I've been lodging calcium carbonate sticks up my nose for decades!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 206d
pennomi@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 207d
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 207d
Brain: "Look, a cool rock."
Fella: "I guess."
Brain: "Pick it up."
Fella: "What? Why?"
Brain: "You gotta!"
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 207d
Those seem ... conspicuously violence-related.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 207d
Skip rock. Throw stick for dog.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 207d
Mmmmmmmm . . . Stick. Rock.
cynar@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 207d
Even the violent instincts are often better than implied. They tend to take the form of "Defend" or "Protect".
Very few people have the instinct to attack or hurt. That is learnt and reasoned.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 207d
The 10 Fs.
Friendship
Fashioning stories
Fashioning things
Fucking around
Finding out
Funny
Finging
Fancing
Fempathizing
Freating
eleijeep@piefed.social · 6 pts · 207d
Fhitposting
No1@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 206d
Farting was too obvious?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 205d
Farting around and fucking around can mean the same thing, I guess. 🤔
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 207d
Dance?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 207d
Free your mind and your ass will follow
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 207d
Please don't free your ass except in designated areas.
djdarren@piefed.social · 8 pts · 207d
You can dance if you want to.
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 207d
We can leave your friends behind
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 207d
Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance - well they're no friends of mine
No1@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 206d
But please dance in a safe and responsible manner.
Remember to always Safety Dance.
Linktank@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 207d
That's not what an instinct is. This post has good energy and little education.
djdarren@piefed.social · 3 pts · 207d
Everybody's taking a chaaaaaaaance
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 206d
Es es es es Ay ay ay ay Ef ef ef ef Ee ee ee ee Ti ti ti ti Wai wai wai wai...
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 207d
What if mine are bathed in other fluids?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 207d
listen you can goon all you want just keep it to yourself
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 207d
my most primal instinct is to share food.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d
I’ll allow it. You gonna eat that?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d
yeah but you can have it after
hah gottem
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 207d
Man, based on that list, I (and probably most people these days) suck at satisfying / engaging with my primal instincts. Eating lots of food is definitely an instinct, too, but that's a bit of an issue when getting high calourie food is easy and most of us are sitting on our asses all day.
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 207d
I got the misanthrope trait instead of befriend dance sing tell story.
FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 207d
Amen.
Fuck Hobbes and his “state of nature”.
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 4 pts · 207d
Can I have a factor reset? I seem to have gotten anxiety, depression, possible OCD, and such instead of 'dance'.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 206d
You can! ping!
Now listen to some P-funk and put on those boogie shoes
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d
Mine are.