I think they're cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They're saying "melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine."
Edit to add, "you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese." So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.
Red candles wax is hotter. It's one of those weird universal thing....not like if you made a super cool wax then found a cool burning red tint/dye sure you could make one. But any candle you buy off the shelf red wax is hotter. Good luck unlearning this.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 86 pts · 203d
I'd give her the cheese instead.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 203d
Where do you think all the cheese is going?
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 8 pts · 203d
Spouse confirms: works every time!
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 203d
Who wouldn't be fascinated by a piece of cheese?
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 201d
Are you dating a mouse
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 48 pts · 203d
What’s the grape for?
Carnelian@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 203d
To tell if it’s a big or small banana
otter@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 203d
How do I know if it's a big or small grape?
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 58 pts · 203d
Banana for scale
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 203d
I need an elephant for scale though :(
otter@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 203d
Oops, the elephant ate the banana
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/banana-peeling-elephant-1.6809511
elephantium@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 203d
That's what you get when you monkey around.
otter@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 203d
Nice username 😄
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 203d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 203d
For eatin.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 203d
I unironically do this. Reduce, reuse, recycle bitch.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -9 pts · 203d
Then you wouldn't be buying processed grease sealed in pseudo-wax in the first place.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 203d
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -5 pts · 203d
?
Lightfire228@pawb.social · 5 pts · 203d
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/quit-having-fun
jqubed@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 203d
What are the red things in the top photos?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 203d
Babybel cheese wax.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -9 pts · 203d
No it isn't.
It's babybel wax.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 203d
I think they're cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They're saying "melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine."
Edit to add, "you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese." So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 203d
Got u these candles, my baby, my belle
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 203d
Do I put the wax on my peepee?
billwashere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 203d
Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.
degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 5 pts · 203d
Photonic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
You joke, but these guys loved it so much they made an après-ski song about it.
Freddyyeddy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
Red candles wax is hotter. It's one of those weird universal thing....not like if you made a super cool wax then found a cool burning red tint/dye sure you could make one. But any candle you buy off the shelf red wax is hotter. Good luck unlearning this.
shneancy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
w40k ork magic i see
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
My wife (who used birthday candles at one point): "And?"