c/fediverse · by TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 175d

Slrpnk.net is down

Haven't been able to access them for the past 24 hours

I expect we will be back soon, but it has taken a few days before

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41 Comments

Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 53 pts · 175d (7 replies)

They saw the porn was gone and decided "nah, fuck it".

squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 14 pts · 175d

slrprn.net

TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 175d (1 reply)

You're not wrong, I'm always gooning

@ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net has to constantly remind me

CafeFrog@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 175d

I tried to convince myself it's just a friendly gang of frogs body-slamming some lily pads out in the garden pond, but the illusion was shattered when I realized even frogs need to sleep.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 2 pts · 175d (3 replies)

Do you mean Lemmynsfw? Cause I can't access it either.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 175d

It's been down for a few days now as far as I can tell.

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Thread about that here: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/54901501

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 174d

Not quite good news, but thanks.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 175d (4 replies)

First the porn, now the techno hippies? Oh god, who's next?

TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 175d (2 replies)

This, but he's seed bombing when he moves his hands

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 175d

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

also.. I think I saw it again recently.

Alsooo... he actually hates the meme

abcd@feddit.org · 7 pts · 175d

Haven’t seen Techno Viking for a while 😁

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d

Hopefully the tankies

Blaze@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 175d

https://piefed.social/c/fediverse/p/1778712/any-word-on-slrpnk-net

TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 175d (21 replies)

@ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net @poVoq@slrpnk.net

Kris@feddit.org · 48 pts · 175d (20 replies)

poVoq here. After a string of bad luck it looks like I will not be able to get it back up before Tuesday evening. Super annoying.

ranslite@pie.dasneuland.de · 12 pts · 175d (10 replies)

You're not accidentally on a work trip in Asia? I ask for a friend.

TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 175d (4 replies)

I feel like I just missed the boat on this joke

Blaze@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 175d (3 replies)

The former admin of feddit.de was on a work trip in Asia when feddit.de went down. The instance never recovered.

Skavau@piefed.social · 5 pts · 175d (1 reply)

Did he just not want to bring it back up when he returned?

Kris@feddit.org · 6 pts · 175d

No one knows 🤷

TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 175d

Next up on locked up abroad...

Kris@feddit.org · 5 pts · 175d (4 replies)

It is a work trip to the middle east. I am unlucky with work trips and server maintenance 😓

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 174d (3 replies)

Do you not have a way of remotely bringing the server back up?

Kris@feddit.org · 4 pts · 174d (2 replies)

I bought a KVM for that purpose, but didn't get around installing it.

The other person able to do it manually will be available the same time as me more or less so I don't want to bother them.

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 174d (1 reply)

What is a KVM? I'm not familiar with the term. I just meant that you aren't able to SSH into the machine or something? But I guess if it's turned off and physically unavailable, that's hard.

Kris@feddit.org · 7 pts · 174d

A KVM is basically a second computer that acts as a virtual screen and keyboard that can be connected to the server to remote control it as if you were physically in front of it, including hardware resets and access to the bios etc.

grue@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 175d (2 replies)

Is that the second time this sort of thing has happened to you (where you were able to give us status updates, but not physically access your server), or was the previous incident I'm thinking of with a different admin?

Either way, I appreciate you, but I think your 'bus factor' is too high.

Kris@feddit.org · 16 pts · 175d (1 reply)

Yeah, I need to work on the busfactor.

The last time it went down was a similar situation and all the stuff I planned to prevent it next time I procastrinated on because the server was stable 🤦

MelodiousFunk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 174d

I can relate. Been meaning to fix that hole in my roof for a while now.

::: spoiler 🫠

:::

nothrone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 174d

And also, some suggestions:

Your XMPP is also down. I just came across this by luck. Maybe adding your alternative username (kris@feddit.org) to your main povoq@slrpnk.net about is not a bad idea. That would help people find your posts when an outage is happening.
A status page (status.slrpnk.net) where you (admins) can leave comments? Perhaps, when slrpnk.net is down, automatically redirect there?

nocturne@piefed.social · 5 pts · 175d

Thanks for the update.

TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 175d

Glad we have a timeline, much appreciated.

We don't go down often (heh) but when we do we make it memorable (also heh)

umbraroze@piefed.social · 4 pts · 173d (2 replies)

All the good luck with that!

These things happen, can't expect five nines from every server.

—Sincerely, some girl who once ran a minimal resources server off of DSL and janky Debian hax

Kris@feddit.org · 3 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Thanks. Should be back in a few hours hopefully.

CafeFrog@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 172d