No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don't want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they're injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they're out of the hospital. Blam
I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn't expected to be a thing in 5 years.
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ignotum@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 175d
If i was an ICE agent i'd probably shoot myself too
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 175d
Or you could just.....ya know.....NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that's an option?
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 30 pts · 175d
They are ICE agents, so... Probably not.
Seaguy05@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 175d
Do you think you'd still get that sign on bonus?
ignotum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 175d
From what i've heard they haven't been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn't pay?
Lydia_K@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 175d
Feel good story of the year right here.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 175d
regedit@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 175d
::flips helmet mask down::
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 175d
first good thing ice has done
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 175d
You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it's over. /j
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 175d
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 175d
nature is healing
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 175d
Are they secretly good people after all?
osanna@thebrainbin.org · 12 pts · 175d
no
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 175d
True just like Hitler wasn't good even though he killed Hitler.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 175d
Nature is healing.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 175d
Good
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 175d
When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 175d
Not each other, themselves. The article says these morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 175d
Idk why but "roses are red" jokes always make me giggle like a child
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 175d
Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
Roses are red,
The humor is mild,
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 175d
Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler
big_dog_pie@piefed.social · 9 pts · 175d
Did they get tired of shooting their spouses?
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 175d
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 173d
Don't forget the press!
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 175d
They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn't cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals
MTZ@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 175d
Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.
A true master of the shitpost. You have my respect sir.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 175d
Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d
A TOTSE reference?
9point6@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 175d
It would be lovely if they all would
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 175d
In the head instead of the leg, though.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 175d
Groin first, then head.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 174d
How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don't want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they're injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they're out of the hospital. Blam
MTZ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d
I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn't expected to be a thing in 5 years.
33550336@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 175d
Very good 😊
br0da@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 175d
They should stop hiring Barney Fife.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 175d
Ice got iced.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 175d
is that where all those SIGs went?