c/lemmyshitpost · by tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 179dPickles Pickles Pickles. @lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 446 points · 48 comments · view on lemmy.world
48 Comments
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 179d
This can only go well.
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 15 pts · 179d
I have, indeed, eaten a few pickles before posting this.
Still hungry though.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 179d
The acidity will increase your appetite.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d
But my stomach is always acidic
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 179d
Only a few? Sounds like you have about 12 - 17 more to go
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 6 pts · 179d
On it!
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 14 pts · 179d
I already regret not eating 15-20 pickles!
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 178d
But does he love pickles?
doug@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 179d
I can’t do it. Watching my sodium levels 😔
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 179d
Real gigachads are out here saltmaxxing, while you remain a low sodium virgin
doug@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 179d
my wiener is VERY low sodium 😔
python@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 178d
You just gotta balance the Sodium Pickles with Potassium Pickles
DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 178d
Watching them climb to the moon, amirite? 😏
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 6 pts · 179d
Low sodium pickles are here for you.
Naich@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 178d
I ran out of pickles and only ate 14. What is going to happen to me? I'm scared.
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 3 pts · 178d
Buy more pickles.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 178d
if one of them was really big, it's okay it averages out
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 178d
I regret eating one pickle. And that's not one at a time, that's just one in my whole life.
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 8 pts · 178d
That’s why you are advised to eat 15-20 pickles instead of one pickle.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 178d
Just tried. Tasted horrible. But the good news is my heart definitely liked it because it's going absolutely bananas!!
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 178d
Intensive Pickle Unit
https://youtu.be/qXioAqTB7UI
sparkles@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 179d
Thunderbird4@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 178d
It is the way of my tribe to not let any part of the pickle jar go to waste. All of pickle juice must also be drank.
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 3 pts · 178d
This is the way.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 178d
I slice a fresh cucumber and put it into the leftover brine overnight. MOAR pickles.
fubarx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 178d
Been there, done that.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 179d
What size pickles we talking here.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 5 pts · 179d
Adequate size.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 179d
These look like gherkins so pretty small
Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 178d
That's what she said
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d
Girl dinner
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
Suppository
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 178d
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
A new flavor of shit post has entered the arena. Let's see how this one goes.
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 3 pts · 178d
Technically, it's a pickle post. No poo included.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 178d
I had 15 to 20 pickles once and I don't regert it.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
Please don't eat me
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 2 pts · 178d
How many of you are in a jar?
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
It's just me now. There were 13 of us, but now it's just me! They already ate my I and L, I'm just getting by with these 1s!!!!
Kaesekalup@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 178d
Hm, pickle 🤤
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 178d
I love me some pickles
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 178d
Transfems are you still doing pickle jokes or have y'all mostly switched away from spiro?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 178d
thanks for the reminder. I'm standing here leaning on the counter in front of my fridge browsing lemmy and in need of a snack
now I've got two different types of pickles out to snack on. excellent.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 178d
No
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 1 pts · 178d
😞
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 178d
I legitimately don't understand what people see in pickles. Someone put some on my burger the other day. Burger was fucking ruined. Even after you pick them off the juices and smell linger.
monsterpiece42@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 178d
Often, seeds.
tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org · 0 pts · 178d
Pickles are tasty though.