Finally a possible path toward peace in this long war

I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

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42 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 34 pts · 192d (1 reply)

I told my wife if she hangs the TP with the dangler close to the wall spiders make nests there.

Problem solved.

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 192d

I'm glad you are using you genius for good.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Tie the ends together. Endless TP.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Do your part! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 192d

Just wind up and give it a spin and hold your ass against it.

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 192d (2 replies)

I still remember how the very first mod for Fallout 4 was fixing toilet paper placement

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Do you have a source on it being the very first? I'm seeing one that came out in March 2016 which certainly makes it early but far from being the very first one

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 192d

Word of mouth. It was something I heard when fo4 came out. Never verified that info myself, but I will be pretty disappointed if that was fake news

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 192d (6 replies)

except for cat people

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 192d (4 replies)

No kidding. I have a plastic guard on the roll as well and my cats still manage to unroll the damn thing.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Can't you just keep the bathroom door closed?

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 192d (1 reply)

I keep the litter box in the bathroom. We poop as a family.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 192d

This is one of a million reasons why dogs are better than cats. And I say that as a cat owner (only of a year or so tbh but she annoys me FAR more than the dog will over his entire life)

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 192d

Ever tried it? It's pretty fun, tbh.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 192d

Our 16 year cat just discovered she can play with the roll. She’s never touched it before.

lath@piefed.social · 9 pts · 192d

No peace. Only war fueled by annoyance.

gray@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 192d (4 replies)

Bidet gang where you at?🚨🚨🚨

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

fr. People are still using toilet paper? Are they barbarians?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Go back to Franceland, limey.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

This is the kinda shit I was looking for.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

But you still use toilet paper with a bidet. What?

wholehalf@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 192d

Can we not have political posts on this sub? I come to this sub to get away from politics.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 192d

Until an extremist sees progress and decides to piss on top of both.

lemmus@szmer.info · 6 pts · 192d (2 replies)

The right way of doing it is the right way of doing it

Spezi@feddit.org · 2 pts · 192d (1 reply)

But which one is the right way of doing it?

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

Trolling minds want to know ;)

Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d (1 reply)

alternative: stand the roll on its end on top of the sink next to the toilet

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

But then do you have the paper tailing off the roll to the left or the right?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 192d (1 reply)

I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

You may need more rolls and possibly a plunger.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d

Picturing something like this?

snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 192d (1 reply)

There will be constant border wars.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

At least I tried.

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d (3 replies)

I do this with the dual TP holders at work. Someone will occasionally flip one around.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 192d (2 replies)

It's a code for gay sex invitation. Found that out the hard way.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

How hard was it?

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d

I didn't know that one. I'm going to keep doing it.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 192d

We shouldnt tolerate such absurdity smh

shaggyb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

Compromise with heresy is obscene.

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

bruh

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 192d

I can't comprehend!

observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 192d (1 reply)

It's worse than both of them being the wing way

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

Which wing is the white way?