Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads "We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks."
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Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads "We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks."
34 Comments
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 160d
H A M M E R
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 160d
Fetch the treasury! I must have it!
JDPoZ@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 160d
Literally Stormbreaker.
IDew@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 160d
More like stickbreaker
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz · 36 pts · 160d
A challenger approaches.
sudo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 160d
posts
ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 160d
Might as well use a whole tree.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 35 pts · 160d
Possessing that would have immediately declared you the King or Queen of the Playground when I was a kid. Nobody would have even thought to contest your rule.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 160d
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 160d
Intelligence is knowing it will bring you power. Wisdom is knowing that it's far too light to be effective.
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d
Except for a couple of envious kids trying to steal it
toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
And they would have suffered its wraith!
whelk@retrolemmy.com · 6 pts · 160d
Oh dang it's haunted
Bonje@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 160d
https://sh.itjust.works/c/stick
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 18 pts · 160d
!stick@sh.itjust.works
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d
Thanks!
I wish the forums software would recognize links to other instances and add the correct reference (kind of like how it links to the original comment next to the poster's name.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 8 pts · 160d
If a serpent and an old woman asks for the stick give it to the woman.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
If an Old Man with 12 canaries asks for the stick, just give it to him. Don't talk to the canaries.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 160d
I don’t get it
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 1 pts · 160d
The old woman is Thor in disguise and the serpent is his mortal enemy.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 160d
Oh I see, thanks !
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 160d
I can hear Skyrim music.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
I hear Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
I honestly have never played Skyrim but I feel like I have to. I just can't find time between playing Nintendo, watching Youtube, and browsing Lemmy! And ignoring the constantly mounting pile of neglected paperwork.
alejandra@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d
The search is officially over. Every kid's dream has finally been realized in one photo. That is a legendary find!
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 160d
I feel more jealousy than when I found my wife in my best friend's bed.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 160d
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 160d
Sure, if you are into slow mêlée builds...
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d
Found the guy who rages at getting hit stunned.
ogeist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d
Yes, I expected this comment, thank you. As a non-tanker, quick, high-crit, with some effect (freeze for example) sticks are preferred
yyyesss@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
same comment from last time:
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
He did it, he found the Warhammer Fourty Thousand.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 160d
Assuming the photographer was his wife, can you imagine the conversation explaining why you need multiple pictures with a stick?
"You just wouldn't understand how important this moment is!"
verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 1 pts · 160d
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
He who can pull the sword from the stone shall be king, just as is written I shall obey.
ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 160d
One stick to stick them all...