Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
Aww, precious baby! My boy is actually really nice. He's only part husky, and must inherited his more mellow traits from his Akita side. He's certainly no Mongo, but I'm also no Princess, so it works.
"Conservatism has exactly one proposition, to wit: there is an in-group group in which the law protects but does not bind, and there is an out-group in which the law binds but does not protect."
I'm sure I didn't quote that properly, but you get the point.
When viewing reality through the lens of life being zero-sum, if one is not policing others, they are being policed. Add xenophobia and fear of others who are noncomforming and you end up with someone who feels the need to judge everyone around them.
My fave used to be Plesiosaur, because I was mad into cryptozoology stories as a kid, and Nessie and Mokele Mbembe are (according to legend) potentially dinosaurs who survived the meteor.
But I no longer believe that, and am a little annoyed that my schoolteachers didn't teach me a little extra skepticism.
It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.
That's clearly the raptor priest, coming to tell his church kids to stop sleeping in, but then he just gets so excited by seeing them sleep that he forgets himself and joins in the cuddles.
B: even if dinosaurs have been around since the beginning of humanity we couldn't have domesticated them yet and possibly never could.
C: Dogs are mammals we are practically the same species compared to dinosaurs.
D: velociraptors specifically did not have social and hierarchical genes that would require evolution to take over not domestication it took humans ~200,000,000 years to evolve that good luck keeping humans alive that long.
The word "absolutely" is generally considered an absolute and since it is in the first sentence sets the tone for the rest of the conversation as someone who absolutely has no room for negotiation on his view.
My group without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider.
My group (the royal 'We' giving a sense of universal acceptance but the sentence above clearly disagrees creating an in/out group mentality and the illusion that you are the odd one out, placing me in the out group) without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider (this last bit is interesting because it is not a sentence The layman would agree with, wether true or not, ergo the entire point was to place me as an outsider not to make a fact).
That is an adversarial comment looking to discredit me.
A more proper way to say that would be something like:
You could domesticate a velociraptor.
Or if you truly believe it to be so
We do actually have evidence that it is possible to domesticate velociraptors.
As far as it being an opinion you are technically correct, your intentions might not have been to communicate aggression, however your opinion in this case doesn't fall in the equation. you are performing the act of communication, the information that I received is what matters, otherwise you have failed that goal.
84 Comments
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 173d
Am atheist, can confirm.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 173d
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn't own one.
ns1@feddit.uk · 46 pts · 173d
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
JoeTheSane@piefed.social · 37 pts · 173d
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 173d
Less than accurate. Where is my wife's boyfriend? Can't have him out in the cold!
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 173d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 173d
Consensually.
angrystego@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 173d
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 173d
Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 173d
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
Gigdragon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 173d
I didn't want this....but now?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 172d
a need was created in me
ExcaliburtheHero@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 172d
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 172d
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe... maybe I'll get the plushie
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 172d
Something has awoken inside me.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 173d
Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?
Dojan@pawb.social · 14 pts · 173d
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 173d
GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase
My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard
Dojan@pawb.social · 4 pts · 173d
Aww, precious baby! My boy is actually really nice. He's only part husky, and must inherited his more mellow traits from his Akita side. He's certainly no Mongo, but I'm also no Princess, so it works.
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 173d
And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?
ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 173d
I mean HONESTLY!😾
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d
I said Mongo, not Princess Donut.
perishthethought@piefed.social · 5 pts · 173d
Godammit, Donut 🐱😣
eldoom@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 173d
It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 172d
This is an outrage!
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 173d
Abbysimons@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 173d
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 172d
It can do both. So always keep a squeaky toy on hand.
rayyy@piefed.social · 14 pts · 173d
Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?
ameancow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d
phx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
Yeah and TBF I'm pretty sure a lot of "right wing" folks would love to have a pet dino.
But they'd get a Tyrannosaurus to go with their Rottweilers and then tell people "don't worry, he's friendly" just before it bites some kid's head off
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
"Conservatism has exactly one proposition, to wit: there is an in-group group in which the law protects but does not bind, and there is an out-group in which the law binds but does not protect."
I'm sure I didn't quote that properly, but you get the point.
When viewing reality through the lens of life being zero-sum, if one is not policing others, they are being policed. Add xenophobia and fear of others who are noncomforming and you end up with someone who feels the need to judge everyone around them.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 172d
Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 172d
Man: "I consent"
Woman: "I consent"
Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 172d
Rawr :3
pewpew@feddit.it · 2 pts · 165d
The Velocipastor (real movie btw)
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 1 pts · 172d
Velocesus
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 173d
Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 0 pts · 172d
Let me tell you about:
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 172d
YES.
Thank you.
I love learning about dinosaurs. My favorite is the Ankylosaurus. What's yours?
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 1 pts · 172d
Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d
Awesome, thank you for the info!
My fave used to be Plesiosaur, because I was mad into cryptozoology stories as a kid, and Nessie and Mokele Mbembe are (according to legend) potentially dinosaurs who survived the meteor.
But I no longer believe that, and am a little annoyed that my schoolteachers didn't teach me a little extra skepticism.
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 172d
8O
Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 173d
I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
Just don't hire Newman.
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 173d
Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 173d
It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 173d
Here with his Praptor!
blady_blah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d
Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 173d
You heartless monster. I can't say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.
Etterra@discuss.online · 8 pts · 173d
Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 172d
People would pay you to see it. Pay you a fortune to pet it, People would crowdfund you in a hot second. You'd have movie rights, book rights.
And the dinosaur's not bad either.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 172d
I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
Nagrom@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 173d
Nice kitty
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 7 pts · 173d
Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 173d
Yes, but Hermes instead
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d
Me and my Dimetrodon saw you from across the club, and we liked your vibe.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 173d
Wrong dinosaur, and she doesn't have to be a redhead.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
Patagotitan mayorum, yeah? ;)
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 173d
More of an Ankylosaurus stan.
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 173d
I'm cool with this
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 173d
And the meteor(and the volcano eruption) robbed us from this future.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 3 pts · 173d
Put a bird on it
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
*Noah's flood
Pirat@lemmy.org · 5 pts · 172d
Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 173d
I mean, not neccessarily only specifically that world, but it's certainly an option.
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 172d
Funny I thought it was the "the world is only 6000 years old" group that thought this was real for their ancestors?
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 173d
For a second I thought he was a raptortaur.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
I don’t see the problem.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 173d
I’d settle for getting to sleep
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 172d
It's actually the world Christians are hoping for too.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 173d
That's clearly the raptor priest, coming to tell his church kids to stop sleeping in, but then he just gets so excited by seeing them sleep that he forgets himself and joins in the cuddles.
kungen@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 173d
Just get a greyhound... it's basically the same thing, except when they then turn around, and push you out of the bed.
Kraiden@piefed.social · 1 pts · 173d
No but seriously! Why do they have to be horizontal! What's wrong with vertical! Vertical would be so much better for everyone involved!!
Robonauta@piefed.co.za · 3 pts · 173d
Blankets for keeping yourself warm, dinosaur for ensuring it doesn't get too hot
ameancow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
brap@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d
Fucking life goal right there
orphigle@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 173d
Yes, please. Minus the woman with the orange hair.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d
Keep dinosaurs out of the bedroom!
I know It looks like simple fun and nobody gets hurt but trust me they will be digesting you afterwards.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
A: it's a joke calm down.
B: even if dinosaurs have been around since the beginning of humanity we couldn't have domesticated them yet and possibly never could.
C: Dogs are mammals we are practically the same species compared to dinosaurs.
D: velociraptors specifically did not have social and hierarchical genes that would require evolution to take over not domestication it took humans ~200,000,000 years to evolve that good luck keeping humans alive that long.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 173d
The word "absolutely" is generally considered an absolute and since it is in the first sentence sets the tone for the rest of the conversation as someone who absolutely has no room for negotiation on his view.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 173d
Allow me to re-word your sentence:
"We absolutely could have domesticated raptors."
My group without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider.
My group (the royal 'We' giving a sense of universal acceptance but the sentence above clearly disagrees creating an in/out group mentality and the illusion that you are the odd one out, placing me in the out group) without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider (this last bit is interesting because it is not a sentence The layman would agree with, wether true or not, ergo the entire point was to place me as an outsider not to make a fact).
That is an adversarial comment looking to discredit me.
A more proper way to say that would be something like:
You could domesticate a velociraptor.
Or if you truly believe it to be so
We do actually have evidence that it is possible to domesticate velociraptors.
As far as it being an opinion you are technically correct, your intentions might not have been to communicate aggression, however your opinion in this case doesn't fall in the equation. you are performing the act of communication, the information that I received is what matters, otherwise you have failed that goal.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
Staff@piefed.world · 2 pts · 173d
Only if they get hungry. Like all pets really.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
sachamato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 172d