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Triumph@fedia.io · 87 pts · 202d (1 reply)

Determining the caloric content of Jesus

meshitero@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 201d

Game over, everyone. That's perfect.

edinbruh@feddit.it · 53 pts · 202d (1 reply)

Is this to measure calories? We did something similar in elementary school, our teacher would light a piece of snack on hanging above an aluminium dish, and we would count for how long it burned. Then we looked at the packaging and the snacks with more calories burned the longest.

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 22 pts · 202d

If I recall my undergrad thermodynamics class correctly, you can calculate the calories in food by burning, but in an experiment like this too much of the heat would escape to the surroundings to be usefully measured. Usually they use something like a bomb calorimeter to make sure all the heat is captured and measured.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 48 pts · 202d (7 replies)

Related: a guy in Poland posted online about buying supermarket donuts to use as fuel in a wood-burning stove. The donuts turned out an order of magnitude cheaper than firewood.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Yeah I think i remember seeing that. The donuts were like 90% for some holiday

operationalHazard@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 201d

Poland is still fairly religious and I've heard accounts of the amount some people eat on Fat Thursday on the leadup to Easter. Pretty sure that a specific type of donut is quite popular for it. So yeah, probably related

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 202d

I wish donuts were that cheap near me. The dollars to donuts phrase has been backward for like at least 10 years in my area.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d

Dude who downvoted you: How dare you be relevant, insightful, and correct.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 201d (2 replies)

That suggests you could mix flour and vegetable oil and maybe dry it into bricks which might be cheaper than donuts usual are. I wonder how dirty that burns...

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Maybe the frying is the special sauce in making them more flammable? Fry donuts with a donut-fueled stove to get more donuts for fuel.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 199d

Could be. A little char can make things easier to light. But I've never tried lighting a greasy dough block, so I don't know whether it needs help or not.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 202d (4 replies)

DIY calorimeter?

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 202d (3 replies)

You'll never get published with that scientific writing flair.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 202d (2 replies)

Yeah you need a more eye-catching title, like
"I accidentally made a calorimeter?? Gone wrong - GONE SEXUAL"
Now that's a paper any journal would be itching to publish

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 201d

Citations +1

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 202d

aT tHrEe Am!!!1!1!

yesman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 202d

Safe, clean, and renewable. It's the energy source of the future.

Skuldug@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 202d

(h)Eat the Ritz™

Baggie@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Creation of holy water

reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 201d
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Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 201d

Guess that's one way to measure the calories of a cracker.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 202d

Cracker fire water

ICastFist@programming.dev · 8 pts · 201d

"Finding the correct amount of crackers to make a boiling tube crack, by Liane Cartman et. al."

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 202d

Novel implementations of field expedient laboratory energy sources - a comprehensive scientific litterature meta-analysis.

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 202d

Categorizing how hard a cracker got burned by measuring its caloric output with water as intermediary.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 202d

External bomb calorimeter.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d

It's kinda like The Matrix. Or, maybe I didn't understand that movie.

AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 202d

Calorie count of soylant green.

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 202d (2 replies)

Are nutritional/digested calories actual equal to their combustion energy?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 202d (1 reply)

It's within a percent.

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 201d

The main substance that burns but doesn't necessarily get metabolized is dietary fiber, which is a category of some different polysaccharides that burn but don't get (fully) digested.

So high fiber foods would tend to give incorrect results in bomb calorimetry.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Saul Goodman can't help us, only his high-school aged children can! Better call the Saul teens!

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 201d

🥁🐍

ranzispa@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 201d

Systematic review of lab equipment and techniques applied after the prohibition of bunsen burners

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 201d

Me getting family members cremated