Morning, noon, or night time, any time's the right time, pizza goin' down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine
When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it's plagued me for... decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in "pizza during crack time" because I knew that wasn't right
AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called "pizza" is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi's 1570 cookbook "Opera dell'arte del cucinare". So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.
26 Comments
frog@feddit.uk · 59 pts · 162d
MTZ@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 162d
Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 162d
Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?
MTZ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
Honestly not yet but experiments will begin soon.
pewpew@feddit.it · 1 pts · 161d
Pizza is my life
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 24 pts · 162d
I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷♂️
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 162d
Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 162d
Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 162d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 162d
"I have made a funny!"
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d
Very kung fu
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 162d
My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 162d
That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
"Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at Supper Time" "Eating all this pizza may explain your gastrointestinal situation!"
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 162d
May want to have a blood panel done up.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 162d
The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 161d
Is the other quarter pizza rolls?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 162d
Pizza's not for breakfast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhbjBTkyT_s
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 162d
Morning, noon, or night time, any time's the right time, pizza goin' down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine
tpyo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d
When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it's plagued me for... decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in "pizza during crack time" because I knew that wasn't right
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 161d
Fixed that for you! :3
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 161d
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 161d
AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called "pizza" is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi's 1570 cookbook "Opera dell'arte del cucinare". So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 162d
Obligatory (nsfw)
floppybiscuits@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d
I hate this, it made me laugh
pewpew@feddit.it · 1 pts · 161d