"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.
In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:
🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic
💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility
👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam
Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...
I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.
But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like "sir you're setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins"
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daannii@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 162d
He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 162d
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 162d
Everyone's got their kink.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 161d
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d
My thoughts too
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 161d
"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
FatVegan@leminal.space · 3 pts · 161d
Someone just nuke his ass first.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d
He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d
Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 161d
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 161d
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 69 pts · 161d
From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 161d
You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.
In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:
🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic
💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility
👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam
Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!
reptar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d
Spot on!
calmblue75@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 161d
It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 162d
Deja Vu all over again....
George Bush: 'God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq'
dizzle18@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 162d
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 161d
what was he feeling? little children?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 162d
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 162d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 161d
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 161d
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 14 pts · 161d
Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 162d
That was just the incontinence.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 161d
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 161d
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 161d
🎶
"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.
Military healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"
🎶
tempest@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 161d
I was going to go with Boston.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 162d
Remember, he doesn't need those daily intelligence briefings because he's a smart person.
Since he knows more than his generals.
dumbass@piefed.social · 10 pts · 162d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 161d
.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 161d
I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 161d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 161d
Yes. But I'm rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 161d
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 161d
Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 161d
Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them
dumbass@piefed.social · 3 pts · 161d
We could at least start catching up on sleep.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d
I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.
But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d
Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d
Ooo! Ooo!
Slashme@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 161d
Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?
remon@ani.social · 15 pts · 161d
Epstein Fury*
aaa999@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like "sir you're setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins"
AA5B@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d
Never forget the furry
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 161d
Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 161d
Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .
It's always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
Operation Your Momma
9blb@feddit.org · 2 pts · 161d
It fits with the overall theme, I guess.
https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029307088808055083
p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 161d
Fuck your feelings! 2026
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 161d
so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 162d
Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d
He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d
He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 161d
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d
The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 161d
Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 161d
A feeling based on a concept of a fact.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 161d
That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.
AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 158d
The feeling Trump had was of his bowels moving.