All of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious?

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Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 27 pts · 164d

Mayhem

Naioh@piefed.world · 18 pts · 164d (3 replies)

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Flo is actually gangsta af

treadful@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 164d

mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 164d

Hmm, The General’s tough but he’s also short. I bet the emu would fuck him up with one kick!

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 164d

Mayhem.

Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 164d

Limu emu.

Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There's a reason there's never been a second one

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 164d (3 replies)

The LiMu Emu.

Those birds are fucking strong.

GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d (1 reply)

AND DOUG!

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 164d
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Tja@programming.dev · 2 pts · 164d

The won not one but two wars!

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Geico's got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don't forget.

mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 164d

I vote the cavemen if they come as a group

Lawnman23@piefed.social · 7 pts · 164d

Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 164d

All enter the arena and are all instantly vaporized by a death ray.

The peasants rejoiced.

chocrates@piefed.world · 5 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Doesn't the emu have a gun?

mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 164d

or was that the Glockstrich?

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 163d

Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d

Geico piglet with pinwheels

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Does JK Simmons count as being a mascot? 🤔

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 164d (1 reply)
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X@piefed.world · 1 pts · 164d

Not quite my tempo.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 163d

The GEICO gecko, for sure. He's small and quick so it would be easier to evade attacks while everyone else kills each other.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d

The general duh, he's got modern munitions.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 2 pts · 164d

Erin esurance, hands down.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 164d

Right. Yes. It's the mascots on track toward this contest. Sure.

No sir. I didn't hear anyone say CEO.