c/asklemmy · by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 164dAll of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious? 56 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 27 pts · 164d
Mayhem
Naioh@piefed.world · 18 pts · 164d
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 164d
Flo is actually gangsta af
treadful@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 164d
mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 164d
Hmm, The General’s tough but he’s also short. I bet the emu would fuck him up with one kick!
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 164d
Mayhem.
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 164d
Limu emu.
Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There's a reason there's never been a second one
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 164d
The LiMu Emu.
Those birds are fucking strong.
GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d
AND DOUG!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 164d
Tja@programming.dev · 2 pts · 164d
The won not one but two wars!
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 164d
Geico's got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don't forget.
mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 164d
I vote the cavemen if they come as a group
Lawnman23@piefed.social · 7 pts · 164d
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 164d
All enter the arena and are all instantly vaporized by a death ray.
The peasants rejoiced.
chocrates@piefed.world · 5 pts · 164d
Doesn't the emu have a gun?
mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 164d
or was that the Glockstrich?
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 163d
Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d
Geico piglet with pinwheels
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 164d
Does JK Simmons count as being a mascot? 🤔
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 164d
X@piefed.world · 1 pts · 164d
Not quite my tempo.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 163d
The GEICO gecko, for sure. He's small and quick so it would be easier to evade attacks while everyone else kills each other.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d
The general duh, he's got modern munitions.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 2 pts · 164d
Erin esurance, hands down.
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 164d
Right. Yes. It's the mascots on track toward this contest. Sure.
No sir. I didn't hear anyone say CEO.