It's nearly a perfect axiom at this point. Even in this article where all the allegations are pointing to the very good possibility Israel forced Trump's (tiny) hand--his response is to say that he forced Israel's hand. Knowing his incapability of telling the truth but his penchant for polar-opposite lies, it's at the point now that i feel you can predict the truth of his statements by simply working out whatever the opposite of what he says may be.
We're all on the same side here, and I don't want to split hairs. Still, I just wanted to point out that what you posted is more like straight from the horse's ass.
Ah, yes. I shall provide a justification for the war on Trump's behalf, as a devout follower of Vengeful Christ and Merciless Mary.
You see, after conquering the Roman Empire, Jesus viewed the Persians as enemies of God Himself. Those who follow Zoroastrianism do not follow God. It is for this reason Jesus sought revenge against the Persians for their lack of faith, and instituted pogroms to remove any of Persian descent from the Empire. Regrettably, Jesus was unable to complete His campaign against the Persians before his untimely death.
What Trump thought of as a "feeling" was actually an order from Vengeful Christ, to finish what He started. Jesus considers the existence of Iran to be an affront to His eternal glory, and the region must be subjugated for Jesus' return.
This but unironically. US Military leadership has been pretty open about the war on terror actually being a war on Islam. I don't actually think it's that simple, but I'm sure at least a few high ranking officers sincerely believe that.
If there are antichrists, these people are it. Jesus was violent twice at most and with zero fatalities. Even then, it was to drive out the profiteers who were desecrating the temple by using the idea of God to exploit poor people.
If they get their wish for the return of a Rambo Jesus, they're gonna be pretty shocked when he starts cleaning house in the mega churches, as the Bible claims he did in the temple.
They are doing this deliberately to keep Americans confused, and so the biased can pick the narrative that best suits them. Americans are very superficially engaged in what’s happening abroad, so any propaganda will do until it becomes an existential crisis.
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inari@piefed.zip · 69 pts · 182d
Why did he do it? Let's hear it from the horse's mouth:
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 13 pts · 182d
Every accusation a confession
frunch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 182d
It's nearly a perfect axiom at this point. Even in this article where all the allegations are pointing to the very good possibility Israel forced Trump's (tiny) hand--his response is to say that he forced Israel's hand. Knowing his incapability of telling the truth but his penchant for polar-opposite lies, it's at the point now that i feel you can predict the truth of his statements by simply working out whatever the opposite of what he says may be.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 182d
We're all on the same side here, and I don't want to split hairs. Still, I just wanted to point out that what you posted is more like straight from the horse's ass.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 182d
Well, that's different. He was talking about Obama, and Obama is clearly from Kenya an Kenya people think different.
MAGAphiles probably
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 182d
US administration struggles to present coherent narrative on why it went to war with Iran
US administration struggles to present coherent narrative on why it went to war
with IranUS administration struggles to present coherent narrative
on why it went to war with IranUS administration struggles
to present coherent narrative on why it went to war with IranGrindingGears@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 182d
Gimme an E...
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 182d
Gimme a P!
OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 182d
Gimme a S
2piradians@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 182d
Gimme a T
notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 182d
Gimme an E
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 182d
Gimme an I
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 182d
Shit, I'm still waiting for Trump to form a coherent sentence.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 182d
"US administration struggles to present coherent narrative
on why it went to war with Iran"I_Jedi@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 182d
Ah, yes. I shall provide a justification for the war on Trump's behalf, as a devout follower of Vengeful Christ and Merciless Mary.
You see, after conquering the Roman Empire, Jesus viewed the Persians as enemies of God Himself. Those who follow Zoroastrianism do not follow God. It is for this reason Jesus sought revenge against the Persians for their lack of faith, and instituted pogroms to remove any of Persian descent from the Empire. Regrettably, Jesus was unable to complete His campaign against the Persians before his untimely death.
What Trump thought of as a "feeling" was actually an order from Vengeful Christ, to finish what He started. Jesus considers the existence of Iran to be an affront to His eternal glory, and the region must be subjugated for Jesus' return.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 182d
This but unironically. US Military leadership has been pretty open about the war on terror actually being a war on Islam. I don't actually think it's that simple, but I'm sure at least a few high ranking officers sincerely believe that.
If there are antichrists, these people are it. Jesus was violent twice at most and with zero fatalities. Even then, it was to drive out the profiteers who were desecrating the temple by using the idea of God to exploit poor people.
If they get their wish for the return of a Rambo Jesus, they're gonna be pretty shocked when he starts cleaning house in the mega churches, as the Bible claims he did in the temple.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 182d
Frankly, the savior deserves a belt fed at this point, as a treat.
Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 182d
Watch any Trump speech from the last whenever and watch him struggle with the concept of a coherent narrative in general
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 182d
I'm old enough to remember the Iraq "doublya emm deez" and GW calling everything nookyalar. It was pretty insulting to everyone's intelligence.
This is...just openly taunting us.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 182d
They are doing this deliberately to keep Americans confused, and so the biased can pick the narrative that best suits them. Americans are very superficially engaged in what’s happening abroad, so any propaganda will do until it becomes an existential crisis.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 8 pts · 182d
It's still frown upon to say "We're doing it because I don't want you to talk about how I raped kids". That's why.
atropa@piefed.social · 8 pts · 182d
stoy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 182d
The reason is simple, Trump wanted a war, a proper, high death rate war, that is the reason.
58008@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 182d
- Chris Rock
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 182d
And I can't present a fist-sized diamond. You simply cannot present what you don't have.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 178d
This is not a messaging problem. You can't present something that doesn't exist.