The thing i wish upon all trans rule

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Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 202d (1 reply)

Them: Have you had The Surgery?

Me: [chainsaw noises] What do you think?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 202d

[ happy gay chainsaw sounds ]

hayvan@piefed.world · 27 pts · 202d (2 replies)

Trans people who would like one. I don't see why anyone wouldn't but I respect choices.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 202d (1 reply)

I don't I DESIRE THE CHAINSAW TO BE MANDATORY

But you may choose which hand and also the blade length and shape. And the teeth type.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 202d

So many good choices

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 202d (1 reply)

butbutbut i dont want to hurt people....

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 202d

I know it's a big responsibility. But with time you will come to wield your saw deftly. I trust you with industrial tools ❤️

rtxn@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 202d

"Dieselpunk transhumanism" is a criminally unexploited concept.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 202d (5 replies)

...makes fingering something of a challenge.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 202d (4 replies)

Better work on non dominant hand dexterity. Or perhaps the option for a chainsaw leg should be in order

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 202d (1 reply)
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 202d

Oh shit yeah. That's a good alternative. God that's dope.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 202d

I've always felt like you'd prefer for your non-dominant hand to become the chainsaw. that way you could still hold a pistol with your dominant hand. Ash didn't really get to choose which hand he lost, so he had to make do.

mastod0n@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 202d

Oooor the other hand?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 202d

As long as they get to swap it out with the gauntlet hand when appropriate. Boomstick not included but can be bought in the sporting goods section of S-Mart. Groovy.

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 202d (1 reply)

i don't want this but would like to be able to transform to a chainsaw consciously, kinda chainsaw man way

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 202d

If there was a button where I have a 99% chance to win a million dollars, but a 1% chance to turn into a girl with a chainsaw arm, I'd press it. Probably for less. Maybe even $20 dollars.

Still cischainsaw tho.

nightlily@leminal.space · 9 pts · 202d

Hail to the Monarch, baby

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 202d

Could I get mine swapped for a chainsword instead?

I want to be able to handle anti-trans heresy appropriately.

totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 202d (1 reply)

If am not trans, may I still have a chainsaw hand, or would that be disrespectful to the trans community?

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 202d

So long as you use it responsibly and to help codify our rights, you have my vote.

We'll bring this before the Council of the Trans for further discussion. You'll know in 1-2 weeks, and then it takes another week to schedule the surgery.

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 202d

Groovy 🦾