c/nostupidquestions · by XiELEd@piefed.social · 177dIf Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects? 58 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
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fraksken@infosec.pub · 46 pts · 177d
Sourcerers
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 177d
What Sourcery is this??
Venator@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 177d
Open sourcery
Tja@programming.dev · 24 pts · 177d
As an Architect myself... we are the bureucrats from the ministry of magic that create the rules of use, and issue the 27 different permits.
bluemoon@piefed.social · 2 pts · 177d
thank you
where do i declare my taxes to you
Tja@programming.dev · 1 pts · 176d
We already get the taxes automatically 😁
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 14 pts · 177d
Computer architects are like real architects: they're paid more to design buildings but they don't know how to lay bricks.
XiELEd@piefed.social · 6 pts · 177d
Hmm... What about Computer Engineers?
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 11 pts · 177d
Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.
Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called "senior software engineer"
lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 177d
personally, it means i'm allowed to build hardware. not that i could, because nobody wants that so i have no experience in it, but i'm allowed to.
snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 177d
They don't know how to lay bricks either.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 177d
Artificiers?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d
If they fix broken components, necromancers.
Lexam@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d
"Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors" said the old dragon to the little boy.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 177d
Also wizards but with more ritual spells
Hope this helps
litchralee@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 177d
Castle builders
j4k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 177d
NDA's
trolololol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 177d
Clearly alchemists. Manipulate metals and rocks to build chips. Soooo, alchemists.
bryndos@fedia.io · 3 pts · 177d
refuse management technicians
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d
The circle of elders. Long beards, live in seclusion in monasteries, celibate... you know the type.
They can be pretty annoying, but when trouble is brewing, the wizards call upon them.
rafaelfcsouza@feddit.org · 2 pts · 177d
It depends. There are tradeoffs.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 177d
Warlocks.
Or the eldridtch beings that they bind to.
fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 177d
Gods.