Girl, ain't you hungry?

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43 Comments

Ulvain@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 187d (4 replies)

Touché. Excellent analogy, actually

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 40 pts · 187d (2 replies)

I don't think OP is getting touchéd at all, actually.

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Except with a sabre.

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 186d

The hummus?

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 187d

two second rule

saltesc@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 187d (3 replies)

lol. Brain's like, "Oh, here we go, another incel posting... Heh... Hehehehehehe."

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 187d (2 replies)

Got you going there for a minute didn't it?

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d (1 reply)

You had us the first half ngl

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 187d

Bro I had to reread it to realize it was a joke. Got me on both halves.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 187d

It's almost not touching the dog turd beside it

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 187d (13 replies)

My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 187d (10 replies)

Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

But then the beauty comes in, it's free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

All around good strat. Will corndog again.

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 187d (4 replies)

For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 187d (2 replies)

would you even want someone for whom it fails? it's a good filter in that way

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 8 pts · 187d (1 reply)

You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 187d

oops

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 187d

I'm saying, at the very least, it's a cheap laugh

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 187d (1 reply)

I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 187d

Critical.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d

Sunforged@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 187d

I'm trying to share it with the world

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 187d

You know what? Uncorns your dog

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d

At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth

Beebabe@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 187d (5 replies)

How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 187d

Ew

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there's also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.

Beebabe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 187d

I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 187d (1 reply)

In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.

Beebabe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d

Yeah it’s like we had the same experience essentially. I guess they are designed to keep you single but that experience makes a lot of us nope out fast.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 187d (1 reply)

How hungry are you really if you won't even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?

sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 187d

Look, I'm not saying I have done that. But I'm not saying I haven't either...

Janx@piefed.social · 10 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Her: "Ew, that hot dog is broken and smells weird."  

Me: "Damn right. Bon appétit!"

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 187d

Yum!

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 8 pts · 187d

Every dog has its day.

TomMasz@piefed.social · 4 pts · 187d

The ants are just extra protein.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 187d (1 reply)

She wants a hot dog, not a cocktail weiner.

Wren@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 187d

I appreciate all tube shape meat. Bring me your tube steaks, your sausages, your kolbassa and your pepperoni sticks.

Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d

I think she's vegetarian

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 186d
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Think this is a perfect opportunity to post Scrandle

https://scrandle.com/

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 1 pts · 187d

For some reason their website does not work at all. I have never seen a website so bad, that it does not work with privacy badger and Ublock. Even after manually allowing every single JavaScript it does not display anything.

Guess if they can not create a functional website I will just not visit it.

BigMike@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d (2 replies)

This image is over a decade old. It's time to let it rest

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 186d

Oh you mean it's from the golden age of the internet from 2005 to 2015?

AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 187d
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