Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.
Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.
A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.
But then the beauty comes in, it's free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.
How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.
Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there's also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.
I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.
In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.
Yeah it’s like we had the same experience essentially. I guess they are designed to keep you single but that experience makes a lot of us nope out fast.
For some reason their website does not work at all. I have never seen a website so bad, that it does not work with privacy badger and Ublock. Even after manually allowing every single JavaScript it does not display anything.
Guess if they can not create a functional website I will just not visit it.
43 Comments
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 187d
Touché. Excellent analogy, actually
iamthetot@piefed.ca · 40 pts · 187d
I don't think OP is getting touchéd at all, actually.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 187d
Except with a sabre.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 186d
The hummus?
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 187d
two second rule
saltesc@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 187d
lol. Brain's like, "Oh, here we go, another incel posting... Heh... Hehehehehehe."
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 187d
Got you going there for a minute didn't it?
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d
You had us the first half ngl
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 187d
Bro I had to reread it to realize it was a joke. Got me on both halves.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 187d
It's almost not touching the dog turd beside it
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 187d
My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 187d
Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.
Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.
A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.
But then the beauty comes in, it's free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.
All around good strat. Will corndog again.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 187d
For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 187d
would you even want someone for whom it fails? it's a good filter in that way
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 8 pts · 187d
You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 187d
oops
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 187d
I'm saying, at the very least, it's a cheap laugh
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 187d
I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 187d
Critical.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d
Sunforged@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 187d
Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 187d
I'm trying to share it with the world
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 187d
You know what? Uncorns your dog
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d
At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 187d
How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 187d
Ew
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 187d
Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there's also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 187d
I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 187d
In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
Yeah it’s like we had the same experience essentially. I guess they are designed to keep you single but that experience makes a lot of us nope out fast.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 187d
How hungry are you really if you won't even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 187d
Look, I'm not saying I have done that. But I'm not saying I haven't either...
Janx@piefed.social · 10 pts · 187d
Her: "Ew, that hot dog is broken and smells weird."
Me: "Damn right. Bon appétit!"
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 187d
Yum!
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 8 pts · 187d
Every dog has its day.
TomMasz@piefed.social · 4 pts · 187d
The ants are just extra protein.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 187d
She wants a hot dog, not a cocktail weiner.
Wren@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 187d
I appreciate all tube shape meat. Bring me your tube steaks, your sausages, your kolbassa and your pepperoni sticks.
Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
I think she's vegetarian
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 186d
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 187d
Think this is a perfect opportunity to post Scrandle
https://scrandle.com/
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 1 pts · 187d
For some reason their website does not work at all. I have never seen a website so bad, that it does not work with privacy badger and Ublock. Even after manually allowing every single JavaScript it does not display anything.
Guess if they can not create a functional website I will just not visit it.
BigMike@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
This image is over a decade old. It's time to let it rest
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 186d
Oh you mean it's from the golden age of the internet from 2005 to 2015?
AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 187d