Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local food

My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.

Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I'm not sure if I am more or less intrigued now

Yo this is how you start WWIII

Depends on which country they land first. If it's Spain and the throw that shit on a paella...

I mean as long as it's a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it's fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.

Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It's just kinda an inoffensive dressing.

Ranch it up bro!

Honestly, if he isn't picked they are just losing money on this.

in ireland its called Cool Original

TIL I don't like ranch.

And with what Americans have been up to recently, they're going to have to rename it again.

Til ranch is only American

I want to see an American eat haggis with ranch

Now I want a scotch egg dipped in ranch.

I've done that. You just tell them it's buttermilk and they f*** with it hard. You just tell him it's ranch after the fact and they get really pissed at you.

But they won't stop eating it. I've done it twice.

Seriously, people keep thinking that all buttermilk dressing just tastes like hidden valley ranch. When really it's just hidden valley ranch is the disgusting outlier why everyone else's ranch is just normal buttermilk dressing and it's delicious.

But do you need extra dressing when the whole kitchen staff have already hocked up their chunkiest loogies to hold up their end of the cultural exchange?

If they're anything like me, I think the europeans just wouldn't know wtf you're dousing your meal with

We make ranch at home to occasionally dip things in, and it’s enjoyable. However, the slimy, sour shit that comes out of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch is diagusting.

I used to like it, but nowadays I much prefer vinaigrettes. Ginger based Asian ones are good too. White sauces generally feel kinda heavy to me.

I grew up in the Midwest and have hated it since I was a kid.

Oh the ostracization!

Try normal buttermilk dressing.

The stuff hidden valley makes is kind of a disgrace. They put so much extra s*** in it. It's ridiculous.

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Yep, they put so much extra s*** in it. You can't actually taste the buttermilk.

Trying any normal ass ranch or buttermilk dressing is delicious

Eh, they don't even have guns over there, how dangerous can they be?

I can never quite tell whether that means that they loathed it, or that they went mad for it.

The trick is to typically just tell them it's better milk dressing cuz that is what it is.

Really is only hidden valley ranch that tends to not be liked by a sparkling large number of people.

I've yet to really meet anyone who genuinely dislikes normal ranch AKA buttermilk dressing

American Biscuits and Gravy is pretty much universally approved once they get past the appearance.

Tried it some relatives some time back. They were so confused/disgusted until they tried it. Wanted it every morning for their visit thereafter.

Every time I call them they mention missing it.

Sounds like something ranch purveyors would do.

Here's a mind blow ranch dressing AKA buttermilk dressing is sold more frequently in the EU than the US the US is fascination with ranch has declined over the last 30 years massively.

It's just hidden valley. An American company uses the term ranch so their competitors use the term ranch to compete with them here in the US. Since they're the biggest one pretty much everywhere else and the entire world, it's just called buttermilk dressing.

It's just buttermilk with some herbs. It mostly tastes like buttermilk.

So like a creamy butter sauce.

Hidden valley adds so much extra s*** that it's undetectable underneath it all, which is a big reason why people tend to say they don't like ranch. They specifically don't like hidden valley buttermilk dressing, but normal ass ranch dressing is typically fine.

Like Holland sauce