I Call It A Beefgur

Don't know if it's a thing but I make Beefgur for my wife each evening. Beef tartare then pressed into a patty and seared like a burger before serving so still juicy inside. Then always chucked on tomato, onion, and cheese.

She hates the name but loves the taste lol

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22 Comments

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 181d (10 replies)

Try serving it with a glass of beef milk on the side. It's like almond milk but it comes from cows!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d (7 replies)

I prefer beef milk because it's easier to find their nipples and milk them.

horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 181d

I'm here to tell you that they don't even filter the almond nipples out.

You're drinking at least 5% nipple.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 181d (5 replies)

Careful about the gender of the cow.

You don't want to get them mixed up. It hurts

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d (2 replies)

I dunno, they seemed pretty into it

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 181d (1 reply)

how'd the milk taste?

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d

Beefy.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 181d (1 reply)

All cows are female.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d

All cows eat grass.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 181d

I'm not proud of how long it took me to figure out what you meant.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 180d

My hand-strained, teat-to-table beef milk? That cost $60/gallon.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 181d (3 replies)

Bro, that's just a burger.

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 181d (2 replies)

a hamburger, yeah basically lol, there's different types of em

::: spoiler spoiler context

edit: hmm, original post appears to have been deleted. it was a guy claiming to have created something called a "scromelette" by softly scrambling eggs before folding them into the shape of an omelette :::

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 181d

Ah, we're taking the piss. I wholeheartedly approve

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 181d

I thought you were the same person at first.

humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 181d

I mean. It's no milk steak but would try.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d (2 replies)

WTH with this?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 181d (1 reply)

It's a proprietary blend.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 181d

Blood and sweat included at no extra cost.

tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 180d (1 reply)

EVERY evening?

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 179d

How do you celebrate beefgur eve?

polotype@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 179d

Wait wait wait ! What's up with you and @OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world posting the exact same text and comments ???