Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Any time he got frustrated with our manager, he'd mutter to himself, "Everyone gets one."
The way he explained it to me is, everyone is allowed to murder one person. You might suffer some real bad consequences as a result, but if you can stomach those consequences, no one can really stop you from doing just one murder.
If it kills you, its not "safe for human consumption" which is the defining characteristic between something edible and any random item you can stuff down your throat.
You can eat anything once. If it's edible you can eat it more than once. Words having meanings. Yes, I am fun at parties.
Man, there's a really good sketch from a Swedish comedian a bit related to this but I can't find a version with English subtitles...
I'll post it anyway because I think you can understand most of it anyway:
My neighbor did this to her parents but the dinosaur was made of clobe so her mom and dad became Christmas clad. None of it made any sense but I took her word for it because she gets pretty violent if you question her.
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Wammityblam@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 165d
I’m not gay but that would probably do it for me tbh
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 165d
puts dehydrated dinosaur in your drink
Wammityblam@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 165d
uwu whats dis
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 165d
sloppy making out
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 165d
You both just killed the upcoming community /c/ nowkiss
I hope you are proud.
Really, you should be.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d
starts sloppy kissing Akasazh
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
stammers words of consent through the drool
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 165d
works every time 😎
orenj@lemmy.sdf.org · 82 pts · 165d
Dont fuck with drinks even as a bit, kids
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 165d
Sorry, it's a bad joke
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 165d
This is the shitpost community. It's fine.
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 165d
Especially since those require warm water to dissolve the capsule.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 165d
I'd rather them fucking drinks than driving the drinks and fucking the owners of days drink.
Besides it was a dirty martini, how could one resist?
percent@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 164d
That's such an interesting way to arrange those words
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 40 pts · 165d
This would fully work on me. Especially if he replaced the drink, because obviously I'm not drinking that lol
rapchee@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 165d
are those edible?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 67 pts · 165d
Everything is edible.
Some things just once.
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 42 pts · 165d
Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Any time he got frustrated with our manager, he'd mutter to himself, "Everyone gets one."
The way he explained it to me is, everyone is allowed to murder one person. You might suffer some real bad consequences as a result, but if you can stomach those consequences, no one can really stop you from doing just one murder.
polotype@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 165d
That's both rad and slightly terrifying
exu@feditown.com · 11 pts · 165d
Have you never stood at a cliff and thought you could jump?
polotype@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 165d
That would be a rad cliff
cypherix93@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 165d
daaaaamn Daniel
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 165d
There are people in prison for attempted murder that would beg to differ.
It's not a freebie, preparation and follow through are critical to getting your one.
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
Why does that feel like a Terry Pratchett quote?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 12 pts · 165d
Because I adapted the original, which is his. He originally talked about all mushrooms being edible, although some just once.
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
Ahh that's it
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
Black holes are edible?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
Are you eating it or is it eating you.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
Yes.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 2 pts · 165d
Just because nobody ever tried doesn't mean you oan't be the first one to do it! Go for it!
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 165d
If it kills you, its not "safe for human consumption" which is the defining characteristic between something edible and any random item you can stuff down your throat.
You can eat anything once. If it's edible you can eat it more than once. Words having meanings. Yes, I am fun at parties.
Wammityblam@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 165d
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
flandish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
say that to my cock. it’s disgusting.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 165d
".....yes"
starik@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 165d
No they’re foam. And the dissolving gel cap is probably nasty to drink.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 165d
Where do you think dino nuggies come from?
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
Modern Dino’s’ meat ground up and processed with bone, beak, and other ‘waste parts’ jammed into molds and baked?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 165d
Dinosorhmones.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 165d
Dinosaur moans
M137@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
Man, there's a really good sketch from a Swedish comedian a bit related to this but I can't find a version with English subtitles...
I'll post it anyway because I think you can understand most of it anyway:
https://youtu.be/HaODSHahlPc
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 165d
OH MY GOD I AM ORDERING THOSE DINOSOWER PILLS RN THEY ARE SO COOL I WANT TO RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 165d
My neighbor did this to her parents but the dinosaur was made of clobe so her mom and dad became Christmas clad. None of it made any sense but I took her word for it because she gets pretty violent if you question her.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
This happened to my buddy Dave once
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 165d
Are you sure?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d