c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 176dHow I want to be flirted with 647 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 59 pts · 176d
village604@adultswim.fan · 21 pts · 176d
I didn't realize you needed a license to operate a tractor. I guess I broke the law all throughout highschool.
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 176d
You only need it if you drive it on a public road
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 176d
You only need it if the cops don't like you in your town
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 7 pts · 176d
“Road roller” has a nice ring to it
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 176d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 176d
Wow there's a super hero for everything!
bilouba@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 176d
Would not call him a hero 😅
Siethron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 175d
Where is this for? Because I have an US class F license and I have never driven an Agricultural tractor in my life.
bstix@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 175d
It's UK.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 176d
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d
Lucille Bluth should really be nicer to Shrek.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 175d
It's a compliment tho
humanobserver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 176d
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 176d
Content Delivery Laxatives
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 175d
As a man of business, I work in orifices.
You got any openings I can fill?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 175d
DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
JoShmoe@ani.social · 4 pts · 175d
THIGHS LIKE WHAT
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 175d
Are you a member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen?
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 175d
https://youtu.be/qwAg4IMIb6w
🎶 My ass is a dump truck! My thighs are also dumbtrucks 🎶
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d
Brilliant.
Also, accurate. Skinny jeans are not made for thicc thighs.