I'm assuming you'd want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it's only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
39 Comments
wizzor@sopuli.xyz · 78 pts · 184d
You can't just post something like this without including a purchase link!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 184d
https://cia.gov/
Lawnman23@piefed.social · 16 pts · 184d
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 183d
If you purchase the CIA, it comes included as a freebie
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 184d
Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸
truthfultemporarily@feddit.org · 53 pts · 184d
They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 50 pts · 184d
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
nightshade@piefed.social · 31 pts · 184d
wizzor@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 184d
No pain no gain.
edinbruh@feddit.it · 5 pts · 184d
I'm sure it would be bigger than that...
trk@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 184d
Or just for fun!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 56 pts · 184d
UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 184d
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 184d
Does it not need a flared base?
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 184d
I'm assuming you'd want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it's only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 184d
Hopefully...
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 184d
Without a base, without a trace
Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 184d
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 184d
We're going to need a lot of firepower. send in Secewet Agent Owo
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 184d
Now I'm imagining an e girl furry fetish onlyfans content creator coming out and blasting lasers out her but. So thanks for that.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 24 pts · 184d
Does it come with CIA branded lube?
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 184d
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 6 pts · 183d
Wish I got paid to test lube and shove things up my butt for the CIA!
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 184d
DenimFootpath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 184d
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 184d
aeiou@piefed.social · 20 pts · 184d
Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.
haha they'll totally believe we gave people butt knives
einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 184d
thats not a lot of storage space....strech em out a bit more and they they may can fit a radio set and a powerbank too
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 184d
For a 1960s powerbank and radio you're gonna need a real elastic anus.
(Brand new sentence right there)
einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 183d
The RS-59 is modular so with multiple trips it probably could be done
https://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/rs59/
tho that encoder gona be probably making some agents cry a bit
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 183d
https://youtu.be/2M3cyCFWChg
islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 183d
elastic anus
Band name!!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
A true patriot develops megacolon and then deals with the chronic constipation, so they can hide even a folable pistol and ammunition!
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 184d
xkcd#37 moment
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 184d
This fucking awesome ass-lock pick really came in handy!
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 184d
Now where did I put my lipstick again? Right..
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 183d
Gonna need it waaay up there.
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 184d
is that plastic body safe?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 183d
1960s-80s, so no.
abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 183d
In prison they call that a suitcase
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 183d
I'll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain't no way I'm taking it in the ass for america 😌
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 7 pts · 183d
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 184d
50/50 whether they put this in a dog or a person
javiwhite@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 183d
20 years is a long time to have that up there...Â