Yeah, I honestly thought they’d curl if I let them get long enough, but nope, lol. They just come to a tuft that eventually wears all my underwear out in the same spot.
I’ve got very straight head hair, as well as straight armpit hair, but my arm and leg hairs are shaped roughly like parentheses, so still pretty straight, but not absolutely straight.
If I curl my hair, even with the heaviest duty hairspray, it’s straight again within a couple hours.
17 Comments
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 58 pts · 186d
Just kidding, the mens need hair.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 32 pts · 186d
She will make a tidy profit when the broccoli cuts start balding
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 186d
Thats a reverse merkin.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 186d
I always wanted to look like Garfunkel.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 186d
I have straight blond hair, but hey, it's the thought that counts!
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 186d
I have straight pubes and I’ve seen blonde pubes before, surely someone’s got both
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 186d
woah pubes can be straight? that's crazy
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 186d
Yeah, I honestly thought they’d curl if I let them get long enough, but nope, lol. They just come to a tuft that eventually wears all my underwear out in the same spot.
xkbx@startrek.website · 15 pts · 186d
Sounds tuft to deal with
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 185d
Wait now I'm curious, would it depend on your head hair curliness?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 185d
I’ve got very straight head hair, as well as straight armpit hair, but my arm and leg hairs are shaped roughly like parentheses, so still pretty straight, but not absolutely straight.
If I curl my hair, even with the heaviest duty hairspray, it’s straight again within a couple hours.
redsand@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 186d
They're gonna look like pussies
normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 186d
Merkin for the Weakened
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 186d
Don't need hair, but could use a moustache
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 186d
https://youtu.be/IEC7esxS4v0
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 185d
bold_omi@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 185d
Ew.