Yeah, I honestly thought they’d curl if I let them get long enough, but nope, lol. They just come to a tuft that eventually wears all my underwear out in the same spot.
I’ve got very straight head hair, as well as straight armpit hair, but my arm and leg hairs are shaped roughly like parentheses, so still pretty straight, but not absolutely straight.
If I curl my hair, even with the heaviest duty hairspray, it’s straight again within a couple hours.
17 Comments
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 58 pts · 180d
Just kidding, the mens need hair.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 32 pts · 180d
She will make a tidy profit when the broccoli cuts start balding
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 180d
Thats a reverse merkin.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 180d
I always wanted to look like Garfunkel.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 180d
I have straight blond hair, but hey, it's the thought that counts!
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 180d
I have straight pubes and I’ve seen blonde pubes before, surely someone’s got both
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 179d
woah pubes can be straight? that's crazy
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 179d
Yeah, I honestly thought they’d curl if I let them get long enough, but nope, lol. They just come to a tuft that eventually wears all my underwear out in the same spot.
xkbx@startrek.website · 15 pts · 179d
Sounds tuft to deal with
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 179d
Wait now I'm curious, would it depend on your head hair curliness?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
I’ve got very straight head hair, as well as straight armpit hair, but my arm and leg hairs are shaped roughly like parentheses, so still pretty straight, but not absolutely straight.
If I curl my hair, even with the heaviest duty hairspray, it’s straight again within a couple hours.
redsand@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 179d
They're gonna look like pussies
normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 180d
Merkin for the Weakened
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 179d
Don't need hair, but could use a moustache
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d
https://youtu.be/IEC7esxS4v0
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d
bold_omi@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 178d
Ew.