I'm going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn't seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn't have a window in it.
I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn't sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?
Just learned about his shittiness earlier today. Sucks as a huge sandman fan. I've learned to not look into ANY artist if I want to continue enjoying their works.
LOL, that's Neil Gaiman, the author. The only controversy with Neil Young, the singer, that I'm aware of was him taking his music off of Spotify because of Rogan, but that only lasted 2 years.
Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
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YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 241 pts · 160d
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 36 pts · 160d
My brother in Christ, we're in the shitpost sub.
YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 160d
Its still a post glazing a bigot
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 160d
Yea I'm with ya on this. Fuck Chuck, he's a cunt.
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 160d
Chuck a cunt, he's fuck.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 160d
Fuck Chunt, he's a badger
Hegar@fedia.io · 46 pts · 160d
Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 160d
And you certainly did post shit. GG I suppose.
subignition@fedia.io · 10 pts · 160d
What exactly do you take that to mean?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 160d
I upvoted all of these comments.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 160d
Under Chuck Morris's racism is another fist! And it's up Trump's ass!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
More like another tongue
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 160d
100%!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 160d
his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan" cant get anymore obvious than that
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 160d
That's part of the reason we're making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de · 53 pts · 160d
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 160d
It’s true.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 160d
US Healthcare FTW!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 160d
Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 2 pts · 158d
Lucky he didn’t have this European commie healthcare or he’d have been dead a lot deader.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 160d
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
db2@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 160d
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can't fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there's nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck's dead, March 20
DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 160d
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 160d
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I'm going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn't seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn't have a window in it.
jim_v@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 160d
Do you know the difference between a bag of coke and a small child?
˙ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎlɟ ǝʞoɔ ɟo ƃɐq ɐ ʇǝl ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoʍ uoʇdɐlƆ
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 6 pts · 160d
Iirc he wasn’t even there at the time
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d
I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn't sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d
I agree, I'd never even consider it as an option.
Someone else says he might not have even been there at the time. I don't know which scenario would be worse though.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 160d
Let's not forget Van Morrison in this discussion!
db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d
Wow, he went from goofy to full on nuts. But for every Van Morrison there's also a Neil Young, or that's what I choose to believe anyway.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 160d
Just learned about his shittiness earlier today. Sucks as a huge sandman fan. I've learned to not look into ANY artist if I want to continue enjoying their works.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 160d
LOL, that's Neil Gaiman, the author. The only controversy with Neil Young, the singer, that I'm aware of was him taking his music off of Spotify because of Rogan, but that only lasted 2 years.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 159d
I didn't even realize they said Neil young until just now. That dude's a real one.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 160d
Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
benderbeerman@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 160d
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 160d
That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 160d
But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 160d
Would he be in a bloodstained sweater?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 159d
You bet. It would be the ultimate showdown of ultimate history!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 160d
more like found dead in his bed in a pile of his shit. A fitting end.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 160d
He dead
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 160d
Oh fuck
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 160d
And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 160d
You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 159d
Nope.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 160d
Chuck Norris doesn't suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
gravitas@pie.gravitywell.xyz · 22 pts · 160d
Is the hospital okay?
Evotech@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 160d
He looked great for 86
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 160d
Gods, I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid 'jokes' will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 160d
About that.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d
Lol, not even sorry.
Rot in piss chuckles.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 2 pts · 159d
I would've gladly traded Norris for Trump. Anyone got a monkey paw?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 160d
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Anyway, he's a piece of shit
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d
They're not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 160d
Well, he did
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 160d
Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 160d
Honestly, yeah Trump another one I'd love to see die, because it won't be long before the outhouse opens and he gets the respect he deserves.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 159d
Yeah, about that...
...sorry, I lied.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 160d
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
AA5B@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
Oodlenoodlenoo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 160d
I'm imagining he's in an isekai rn
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d
AA5B@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 160d
Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
Yeah, that's what all dead people say
grey_maniac@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 159d
You talk to dead people?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d
Only when I forget my meds
AA5B@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 159d
Chuck Norris isn’t waiting at the pearly gates to be judged, the pearly gates were waiting to be judged by him
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 160d
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 160d
Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 160d
...and finds out she's black...
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
Chuck Norris isn't a harbinger of the apocalypse, he is the apocalypse.
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 160d
I guess we avoided Armageddon this time
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 160d
Damn is he Donald Trumps arch enemy? The size of the hands...
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 160d
Quite the opposite, he was a Trump supporter.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 159d
Which probably surprises noone, considering his entire career was about being the manly, conservative texan.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 159d
Yep. He said USA electing Obama set America back by 40 years.
I enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes but he was a piece of shit in real life
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 159d
thats why hes often compared to HULK HOGAN in a meme.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 159d
no hes a BIG FAN OF TRUMP
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 158d
This aged well
greenbit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 159d
It's said that the lizards can't survive in the new world atmosphere
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
There's flirting with death and then there's just teasing it.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
Has anyone asked AI if this is real?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 160d
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
1984@lemmy.today · -4 pts · 160d
The injury decided to stop existing when it realized who it was attacking.