Today is the day

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ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 136d (7 replies)

Memes always move faster than news

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 136d (5 replies)

I get at least half of my breaking news in meme form

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 136d (4 replies)

Woah me too. This is the first I've heard of his death. Yesterday I swear I saw a news article something about he was in Hawaii and was rushed to the hospital for some reason.

Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 136d (3 replies)

I saw that, too

The article I read said he bounced back and was fine. That aged poorly

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 136d (2 replies)

Did it have time to age?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d (1 reply)

About 16 hours.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 136d

That's good for a chili.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 136d

Yeah

Wait…

Oh :(

NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip · 75 pts · 136d (10 replies)

That nazi can rest in piss

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 48 pts · 136d

At least now he’s one of the good ones

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 136d (8 replies)

Nazi?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 87 pts · 136d (4 replies)

Norris and his wife, Gena, appeared in a 2012 political ad warning that if President Barack Obama was reelected, it would lead the country down a path of "1,000 years of darkness".

Endorsement of Roy Moore: In 2017, Norris endorsed Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race, standing by him despite serious allegations of sexual misconduct against Moore.

Support for Ted Cruz and Conspiracy Fears: In 2015, Norris expressed fear that the federal government was planning a takeover of Texas, calling on officials to investigate the "Jade Helm 15" military exercise.

Opposition to Evolution: Norris has openly spoken against the teaching of evolution, arguing for the teaching of creationism in schools.

Political Shift: Norris stated in 2014 that he was once a Democrat but switched to the Republican Party because he believed the Democratic Party had moved too far to the left.

Norris has continued to voice his political opinions through a regular column for WorldNetDaily, a right-wing media website.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 136d (3 replies)

God damnit.

1000 years of darkness? Fuck.

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 136d (1 reply)

So we only have another 994 years to go?

I decided 2020 would be a good start date, but if we wanted to go back to 2016 I wouldn't argue

WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d

Really can't argue with the fact that they have been getting steadily worse these last few years.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 136d

Well, now he is in his own.

nukeforyou@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 136d (1 reply)

y'all qaeda

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 136d

Damnit.

All he had to do was nothing.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 11 pts · 136d

magat christian fundy. ftg!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 136d (1 reply)

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 12 pts · 136d

Just send this meme to my group of friends chat and just now they discovered that he was a piece of shit.

Ignis@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 136d (1 reply)

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Nope! Just Chuck Testa :::

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d

I mean all had been said about Norris, but I kinda would like for his remains to be taxidermied by Chuck Testa

SterileSullage@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 136d (2 replies)

Yeah, of course this is how I find out.

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 5 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Same

bstix@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 136d

It's strange how celebrities always die when I'm on the toilet.

Here's one for you Turd Norris.

username_1@programming.dev · 31 pts · 136d
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Krudler@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Chuck Norris is an asshole

https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d

was

dsilverz@calckey.world · 21 pts · 136d

@shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works @lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Quotting my own microblogging post from minutes ago when I learned about the death:

Year's 2026. Chuck Norris, yes, that Chuck Norris, just died. Chuck Norris, the Chuck Norris, died, could you imagine it? Yeah, welcome to 2026. It's still March... Miss 2020 already? You should!

Person was a fash, but to me art isn't the artist, so when it comes to the fictional , "invincible" character, it's quite a symbolical death... Are y'all ready for the remaining of 2026? It sure gonna be M.A.D. (not just "mad")!

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 18 pts · 136d

Yup

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 16 pts · 136d

Yay one less nazi! FTG!

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 136d

I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.

CptInsane0@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 136d

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 136d (7 replies)

One of the seals holding the old reality together while the new one develops, Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White have all departed the coil. Once Harvey Keitel decides his time is up the world will complete its metamorphosis into a a brave new utopia

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 16 pts · 136d (3 replies)

Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White

Whoa, one of them is not like the others.

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 136d (2 replies)

Are you talking about the gorilla, the asshole fuck ass conservative, or Betty White?

Norris sucked as person a lot as he was an asshole Texas macho conservative, and at the same time Bowie and Prince are almost guaranteed to have done sex crimes in some capacity.

His shittiness doesn’t change the fact that he was part of the prophecy!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Ok, but no "dick out for 'asshole fuck ass'" (like we did for Betty) this time, OK?

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 136d

I wouldn’t dream of it!

PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 136d (1 reply)

You forgot one

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

He was the herald to mark the beginning but not one of the seals

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 136d

Well, the churn has started.....

mouse@piefed.world · 9 pts · 136d

chuck norris sucks. bye bitch.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 136d

Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now..

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 136d

A true shitpost?

Chuck Norris' brand of toilet paper failed.

It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 136d

Oh noo, it was bad enough the first time around.
The silly jokes spread to boomers & just wouldn't die, unlike Norris.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d

It's been a tough week for us all.

dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Chuck Norris bout to roundhouse kick god for fucking it all up.

merc@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 136d

If Jesus was truly the son of god / some aspect of a god and hell exists, that's where Chuck Norris is.

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 136d

I just tried to google Chuck Norris but my phone autocorrected to Chuck Biceps.

Wolf@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 135d

Chuck Fuck Norris