Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.
can...can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I'm imagining him saying "Computer, replicate a bucket of cum," and swapping em out.
I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”
Computer: "Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked"
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SaltSong@startrek.website · 49 pts · 156d
What part of "fully functional" are you not understanding?
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 156d
Fully functional.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 156d
And anatomically correct.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d
And modesty is an easily-bypassable subroutine.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 156d
Noonian Soong cared deeply about verisimilitude.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 156d
Nipples are a fundamental part of the human experience.
kieron115@startrek.website · 3 pts · 156d
Yet he couldn't quite figure out the synthetic skin.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 156d
never forget that canonically Data must have a refillable cum tank, and it's someone's job to refill it.
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 156d
Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.Computer, delete that entire post.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 156d
Sure, but where is he getting the cum?
can...can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I'm imagining him saying "Computer, replicate a bucket of cum," and swapping em out.
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 156d
I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”
Lianodel@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 156d
Computer, end simulation.
COMPUTER! END SIMULATION!
phx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 156d
Computer: "Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked"
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 156d
"Computer... Yar supplement 25."
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 156d
"No matter how much I twiddle them I still can't pick up Jazz FM"
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 156d
Positronic debug, those with the belly button as ground, create a kinda uart.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
Press and hold both for ten seconds to force a system reboot.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 156d
The space cold makes his nipples go pointy, so he can use them as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Enterprise.
Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 156d
Data, in space do you smoke weed or Astro-turf?
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 156d
Thermometers
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 156d
They assist with detective work
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 156d
How much do you want to bet Data could lactate in emergency situations.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 156d
SO HE CAn excrete bio-lubricants for his machine parts to an offspring who needs it.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 156d
You've got to recharge him somehow..
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 156d
Maybe Data doesn't, but Brent Spiner does, so Spiner's portrayal of Data was less than perfect (through no fault of his own).
Like how Michael Dorn isn't really a Klingon, he's just a man who portrays one.
Cue the lo-res Geordi LaForge version of the Drake meme.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 156d
Has? Or is Data like data wrt plural
msfroh@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 156d
Have is correct.
"Why does John have an umbrella?"
"Why does my dog have a wet nose?"
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 156d
Hell I don’t even know why I have nipples…
Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 156d
For fun!
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 156d
GET DOWN
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 156d