c/onehundredninetysix · by Estiar@sh.itjust.works · 151d

Save HyRule

"Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule" Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

394 points · 46 comments · view on lemmy.world

46 Comments

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 126 pts · 151d (11 replies)

Zelda isn't complaining.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 151d (8 replies)

Nobody come in my room! I’m just playing Zelda.

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 151d (7 replies)

This guy skyward swords

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 151d (6 replies)

He’s got a perfect phantom hourglass figure

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 151d (5 replies)

~~It's a real hero to grapple with four swords.~~

I want him to play my Ocarina this time.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d (4 replies)

Now I’m thinking about the scene in Silicon Valley where they’re trying to figure out how to jerk off four dicks at once

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Instead of fixing their algorithm. I remember that one. It reminds me of any time me and my group tries solving a problem in D&D.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d

lol that’s an apt comparison

tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 151d

This pun's a thinker, but I think I get it

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Img sauce plz 😈

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 148d

Fugtrup, nsfw: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7305407

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 151d (18 replies)

god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 61 pts · 151d (16 replies)

Twink magic, and before you ask no you can't extract it by grinding up twinks I've already tried.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 151d (15 replies)

I'm a twink how do I get the magic

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 151d (14 replies)

Yes, go to a thrift store right now and grab the hottest dress you can find and try it on. I promise you it's within one size of fitting you.

Edit: don't forget to send pics lol

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 151d (13 replies)

yeah it's within one size of fitting me but that's not fittttttinngggg. It's baggy in the chest because it's made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 151d (2 replies)

The rest of the magic is finding a good tailor. You look stunning in that dress btw.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I'm stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It'd probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don't exactly have enough money for that either lol.

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d

It's not my fault you're a hotty. Just make sure them Daddy's pay.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Huge props for sharing. You look great 💖

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 151d (1 reply)

I stand on business

I am so starved for positive attention that I will take it anywhere and have virtually no shame

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 151d

So long as you're mindful of safety, there's nothing wrong with showing off.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 151d (1 reply)

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Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d

I personally enjoy badongadongs no matter the size

ChexMax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d (1 reply)

I mean tailor it or get a thicker padded bra. Small tiddie people don't own cutlets for no reason. Stuff that top till it looks like you want it

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 151d

I don't really want to look like I have tits tho, it'd be like uh...false advertising ig? I'm a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 151d

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HrabiaVulpes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Damn, this works on you.

Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 150d

Wooooffffffff,,,,,,,,,,,

WR5@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

Tailoring

ceenote@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 151d (5 replies)

Are you absolutely sure it is is vital?

Orygin@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 151d (3 replies)

Yes, now put on the dress 👁️👁️